Jennifer's definitions

Disfunk

Destorying a subtance with a bodly function (ie: backwash/saliva, vomit, etc)

"You disfunked my drink."

by Jennifer November 14, 2003

blingin

sweet;hot;cool;smashin;jason mojica;

dude that car is blingin.....and so is the guy inside

by jennifer November 29, 2003

Duck Me

To give head; suck dick; blow job

Sum guyz ask gurlz to duck them off...so we do!

by Jennifer December 6, 2003

Jassanthy

Boss Bitch !

She’s a Jassanthy

by Jennifer November 22, 2021

Metrosexual

a modern man who has now adopted what was traditionally perceived as feminine traits

Some women now want men who are more "metrosexual" who cooks, has good grooming habits,and dresses in style.
e.g The character of Will in "Will and Grace" wuld be an deal metrosexual man for Grace if he were not gay.

by Jennifer August 10, 2003

L.B (lazy bones)

A person who dislikes activity; one who loves to sleep.

Stop being a L.B, get out of bed, and go to work!

by Jennifer August 10, 2003

shmeed

smokeable substance, slang also for Vagina and the name of several pets around the globe.

"Dude are you going to spark some of that shmeed up or what?" OR "Do you have any cream? My shmeed really itches!"

by Jennifer August 27, 2003