Jennifer's definitions

shmeed

smokeable substance, slang also for Vagina and the name of several pets around the globe.

"Dude are you going to spark some of that shmeed up or what?" OR "Do you have any cream? My shmeed really itches!"

by Jennifer August 27, 2003

begok

speed, methamphetamine

Look kelsey has been up all night and she is all begoked out.

by Jennifer July 14, 2003

fib

to tell a lie; to be false

You told a fib to mommy!

by Jennifer September 26, 2004

unboyfriend

A boy, who a girl considers to be boyfriend material of showing interest but is otherwise unwilling to commit or admit feelings for said girl. Both may hang out and do boyfriend/girlfriend things, but not go steady.

Zach was Amanda's unboyfriend. They both always did things with eachother and Zach felt comfortible enough around Amanda to share his feelings with her. Just not his feelings for her.

by Jennifer February 24, 2006

beaver dam

The feminine version of cock block; i.e. a girl who stands in the way of another girl who wants to talk to or meet a guy. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Who is that beaver dam?
She totally beaver dammed me!

by Jennifer December 25, 2004

merfle

A very much dyfunctional place where freaks and geeks and inbetweens interact and scare each other silly. It's great.

My mom says I've lost the majority of my brain cells upon entering merfle.

by Jennifer September 4, 2004

Frock

-A religous piece of clothing used by minister type person.
-A piece of clothing worn by a Drag Queen/female transvestite
-drag Queen, or other type of female inpersonator

two words DRAG QUEEN(watch pircillia Queen of the desert) if you don't know what a drag queen is

by Jennifer January 20, 2004