Eat My Shorts

Insult used by cartoon character, Bart Simpson, from The Simpsons.

Principle Skinner can eat my shorts.

by jenni January 05, 2005

wanjer

jennis wrd!gemma!
normaly said if ur in a realy big mood wiv certain ppl!

hes such a wanjer in he?

by jenni February 01, 2005

Foggles

my teacher ment to say "filled up goggles" but said "gilled up foggles" incredably funny at the time.
i have taken foggles to mean "screw up by teacher"

"today mrs smith did a foggle"

by jenni July 15, 2004

duck tape`

strange things can be fixed with duck tape...

i fixed the underwear with duck tape

by Jenni February 10, 2004

EVVK

Ei vois vähempää kiinnostaa.
Finnish for "Could not care less" or "couldn't interest me more".

Mua EVVK -> minua ei voisi vähempää kiinnostaa

by Jenni December 26, 2004

Just-a-wee-bit

A teency little bit; common phrase said by Me!

There's just-a-wee-bit of time before Christmas break! I have just-a-wee-bit before I have to quit procrastinating...

by Jenni December 08, 2002

Rent-A-Tub

1) A rent by the hour hot tub. Often found at sleazy places such as "Oasis" and other rent a tub facilities often accompanied by tanning beds (aka fake n bakers).

2) A place for your ex to take your best friend for a cheap make-out session.
Also, he will call you a week later, tell you about the hook up, claim it was in the name of "light conversation" and then tell you how sexually attracted to YOU he is (not your best friends he was just hookin' up with in a sleazy rent-a-tub).

3) A place where sleazy men take cheap woman.

Joe took Beth to a sleazy Rent-A-Tub (after inviting me there twice, i declined of course due to my sense of propriety), she shaved her legs for the event (after two months!), and after being denied by me (again) four days earlier Joe proceeded to come onto her- she happily obliged given that she has always coveted my life, my style, and apparently what was once mine.

by Jenni January 07, 2005