mega-rrhea

diarrhea that is so powerful, explosive, and often times painful that it breaks all normal standards of fecal expulsion.

"I drank 30-pack of beast ice last night and boy do I have mega-rrhea"

by jenn December 10, 2004

Parson Brown

Parson Brown is the reference in the christmas song "Winter Wonderland". There is much controversy as to who this person is. Parson Brown is a distant relative to Charlie Brown, most unknown to the majority of Peanuts fans. There is a lost reel featuring Parson Brown in the holiday special "Charlie Brown and the great christmas tree caper". You can only find this episode on EBAY. So that settles the age old dispute as to who is Parson Brown and why are we pretending that he is our snowman??

...in the meadow we can build a snowman and pretend that he is Parson Brown...

by jenn December 06, 2004

chicken littles

another name for goose bumps

I had to shit so bad, I got chicken littles

by Jenn October 03, 2004

teen angst

what they said..but i beg to differ in that how am i stupid in wanting my independence and freedom? i am a person ya know!

"MY opinion is RIGHT and i WILL prove you WRONG no matter what it takes b/c i have the proof!"

~i still dont see how that's wrong tho.~

by jenn March 17, 2005

bases

The stages of hooking up with someone.

1st: French Kissing
2nd: Getting Felt Up,Hand Jobs, etc.
3rd: Oral Sex, Fingering, etc.
Home: Sex

"Like OMG, Casey tried to get to third base with me, but i decided to let him go all the way home!"

by Jenn April 26, 2005

craazy

Super crazy, which deserves yet another 'a'.

"Slick Shoes? Are you CRAAZY?!"

by Jenn March 09, 2003

cockazoid

-An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.

-Male sex organ.

-penis.

"Do you want to see my cockazoid?"
"You are the biggest cockazoid I've ever met."

by jenn March 15, 2004