JenThe80'sFan's definitions

up north

The upper peninsula of Michigan.

Up north is a virtual mystery to those of us from the lower peninsula.

by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004

high suck potential

The elevated potential for a person, place or thing to be very unpleasant, i.e., to suck.

This curried beef smoothie has a high suck potential.

I heard Butter: The Movie! has a high suck potential. Should we go?

That girl who keeps talking about herself has a high suck potential.

by JenThe80'sFan April 27, 2004

tentworm nest

A girl who is so skinny that she looks like a pile of sticks with a web of skin in between. Almost transparent.

Paris Hilton looks like a tentworm nest.

by JenThe80'sFan February 2, 2004

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

fashion mullet

A mullet that is grown with the intent of being trendy, or fashionable.

...and as the sun shone down onto his gleaming fashion mullet through the t-tops on his camaro, he realized that all was right in the world, and proceeded to goodwill to find a Journey t-shirt.

by JenThe80'sFan May 27, 2004

strong suit

What your response is in a job interview when you want to sound like you know what you're talking about

Job Seeker: A couple of my strong suits are starting fights with my co-workers and calling in sick at least twice a month.

Interviewer: We'll let you know.

by JenThe80'sFan June 23, 2004

bumper sticker

Expression of one's opinion regarding political standing, religious conviction, moral belief, or sense of humor through one's vehicle.

He had many pro gun bumper stickers on the back of his car. I wonder if he's ever met Charlton Heston?

by JenThe80'sFan August 9, 2004