JenThe80'sFan's definitions

rapist van

A van with no windows in the back. This creates a secluded environment suitable for unwated advancements.

Here comes Larry in his rapist van. Quick! Roll up the windows and lock the door.

by JenThe80'sFan April 21, 2004

friendster

A website designed to connect you to other people, whether you wanted to find them or not.

My best friend from elementary school moved out of the country and I thought that I would never see or hear from her again, but thanks to friendster we talk everyday!

My first crush found me on friendster, now he won't stop sending me pics of his splotchy trouser mouse.

by JenThe80'sFan June 10, 2004

Crystal Pepsi

A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.

Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???

by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003

chicken bone man

The crazy old man from Ren and Stimpy that had a chicken bone coming out of the top of his head.

Your grandpa is the Chicken Bone Man

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004

the gordon's fisherman

trust him

I like your hat. You look like the gordon's fisherman

by JenThe80'sFan April 19, 2004

things that sound dirty but aren't

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004