JenThe80'sFan's definitions

rapist van

A van with no windows in the back. This creates a secluded environment suitable for unwated advancements.

Here comes Larry in his rapist van. Quick! Roll up the windows and lock the door.

by JenThe80'sFan April 21, 2004

pinky ring

Never trust a man wearing a pinky ring.

That guy with the greasy fashion mullet and diamond pinky ring looks like a sex offender.

by JenThe80'sFan April 23, 2004

trash picker

A person who picks things out of the trash in the hopes of making it work again.

Hey, look at that TV, I'm going to fix it.

But you have 7 TVs already.

But this one is free.

You're such a trash picker

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

synth

the sound of the eighties. synths are enjoyable.

Duran Duran, Human League, Berlin, the list goes on...

by JenThe80'sFan April 20, 2004

euchre

A card game that can only fully be understood when you're drunk.

...Oh, I understand euchre now, but I still don't want to play.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

precious

An engagement ring. Should be shown off to all, but only called "the precious" to a select few.

Angie finally got the precious.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

my pet goat

read the amazon.com review of "my pet goat:"

287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:

Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.

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by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004