u

A worthless shortening of a three letter word.

I love u.

no.

by JenThe80'sFan February 02, 2004

fat joe

Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.

Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.

by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

super mario 3

Still a fun game, but only on original Nintendo.

I like to get drunk and play Super Mario 3.

by JenThe80'sFan March 23, 2004

mashed

To carelessly destroy something in the past tense.

A way to prepare potatoes.

Did you see that apartment when Ted moved out? It was MASHED!

Did you see the way Ted made that potato? It was MASHED!

by JenThe80'sFan February 03, 2004

strong suit

What your response is in a job interview when you want to sound like you know what you're talking about

Job Seeker: A couple of my strong suits are starting fights with my co-workers and calling in sick at least twice a month.

Interviewer: We'll let you know.

by JenThe80'sFan June 23, 2004

fashion mullet

A mullet that is grown with the intent of being trendy, or fashionable.

...and as the sun shone down onto his gleaming fashion mullet through the t-tops on his camaro, he realized that all was right in the world, and proceeded to goodwill to find a Journey t-shirt.

by JenThe80'sFan May 27, 2004

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

by JenThe80'sFan February 03, 2004