JenThe80'sFan's definitions

bumper sticker

Expression of one's opinion regarding political standing, religious conviction, moral belief, or sense of humor through one's vehicle.

He had many pro gun bumper stickers on the back of his car. I wonder if he's ever met Charlton Heston?

by JenThe80'sFan August 9, 2004

landclammer

A person who rummages through trash/garage sale "free" boxes for buried gold (i.e. empty bottles, copper, scrap aluminum, broken household goods, etc.) in the middle of the night.

See Also: trash picker

Jen: Hey. What should we do with these empties?

Derek: Throw them out in the front so the landclammers can get them; they'll be gone by morning.

Jen: Sweet. Can I throw my aluminum siding and broken laserdisc player out there, too?

Derek: Yeah. Knock yourself out.

by JenThe80'sFan June 3, 2008

grease

Fast food.

There's nothing to eat, wanna go get some grease?

by JenThe80'sFan May 4, 2004

jazzy

Something someone who wears seasonal sweaters would say in response to seeing something pleasing.

Look at that kitten sweater with the rhinestones glued to it? Isn't that jazzy?

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

lovage

Old english lovage, alcoholic cordial. Savor the old english cordial orignally distilled from Devon herbs and spices, using the secret recipe handed down for generations; and still one of Devon's most popular imbibes. Traditionally drunk 2 parts lovage to 1 part brandy as a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicit, we recommend 2 parts hennessey to one part lovage. Enjoy, baby.

I love the lovage, baby.

by JenThe80'sFan July 29, 2004

reefer madness

1. A propaganda film from the 1930's about how marijuana makes people lose their inhibitions, put themselves in "dangerous" situations like hanging out with married people and suprisingly, be able to play the piano.

2. The madness you get not from smoking marijuana, but the lack there of in your system on a daily basis.

1. The movie Reefer Madness is overrated.

2. Dude, it's been three days since I've puffed. I've got reefer madness!!!

by JenThe80'sFan February 2, 2004

FOAF

Friend
Of
A
Friend

The way all good stories start ;)

I heard from a FOAF that there's these twins named Lemonjello and Orangejello.

Yeah, this pharmacist I know fills their prescriptions.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004