Definitions by JenThe80'sFan

things that sound dirty but aren't 

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

things that sound dirty but aren't by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

fashion mullet 

A mullet that is grown with the intent of being trendy, or fashionable.

...and as the sun shone down onto his gleaming fashion mullet through the t-tops on his camaro, he realized that all was right in the world, and proceeded to goodwill to find a Journey t-shirt.

fashion mullet by JenThe80'sFan May 27, 2004

back in the day 

A time in one's life looked back upon with great fondness. Usually invokes a memory of a particularly memorable or traumatic incident.

Back in the day, we used to get drunk and cruise the city.

Back in the day, my dad had a mullet.

Back in the day, _________ was a lot cooler than now.

back in the day by JenThe80'sFan May 24, 2004

secret

Something you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.

I thought that your crush on JT was supposed to be a secret.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

secret by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004

up north 

The upper peninsula of Michigan.

Up north is a virtual mystery to those of us from the lower peninsula.

up north by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004

clip show 

A sorry excuse to extend the season of a show by using pre-existing clips from the show in a nostalgic manner.

- Remember when chandler lit his fart on fire and homer worked at the power plant?

- yeah...

que chimes and wavy dream sequence transition.

clip show by JenThe80'sFan May 5, 2004

grease 

Fast food.

There's nothing to eat, wanna go get some grease?

grease by JenThe80'sFan May 4, 2004