trambampoline

it's like a trampoline, but after a long night of drinking.

"Let's go bounce on the trambampoline."

by JenThe80'sFan August 05, 2004

mashed

To carelessly destroy something in the past tense.

A way to prepare potatoes.

Did you see that apartment when Ted moved out? It was MASHED!

Did you see the way Ted made that potato? It was MASHED!

by JenThe80'sFan February 03, 2004

franzia

Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.

Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.

by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

things that sound dirty but aren't

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

by JenThe80'sFan June 01, 2004

super mario 3

Still a fun game, but only on original Nintendo.

I like to get drunk and play Super Mario 3.

by JenThe80'sFan March 23, 2004

I was drunk

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004

cocaine

A drug that is so important that you lie to the people that you love and steal from the people that trust you in order to get high.

I will never do cocaine. I would never want to put someone through what I've been through.

by JenThe80'sFan August 02, 2004