JenThe80'sFan's definitions

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

running blumpkin

performing 69 while running and deficating at the same time.

I think that raab himself would be all over a running blumpkin after what I saw in that CKY video.

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

things that sound dirty but aren't

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

the gordon's fisherman

trust him

I like your hat. You look like the gordon's fisherman

by JenThe80'sFan April 19, 2004

trash picker

A person who picks things out of the trash in the hopes of making it work again.

Hey, look at that TV, I'm going to fix it.

But you have 7 TVs already.

But this one is free.

You're such a trash picker

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

synth

the sound of the eighties. synths are enjoyable.

Duran Duran, Human League, Berlin, the list goes on...

by JenThe80'sFan April 20, 2004

euchre

A card game that can only fully be understood when you're drunk.

...Oh, I understand euchre now, but I still don't want to play.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004