JenThe80'sFan's definitions

landclammer

A person who rummages through trash/garage sale "free" boxes for buried gold (i.e. empty bottles, copper, scrap aluminum, broken household goods, etc.) in the middle of the night.

See Also: trash picker

Jen: Hey. What should we do with these empties?

Derek: Throw them out in the front so the landclammers can get them; they'll be gone by morning.

Jen: Sweet. Can I throw my aluminum siding and broken laserdisc player out there, too?

Derek: Yeah. Knock yourself out.

by JenThe80'sFan June 3, 2008

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

running blumpkin

performing 69 while running and deficating at the same time.

I think that raab himself would be all over a running blumpkin after what I saw in that CKY video.

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

franzia

Cheap wine in a bag inside of a cardboard box.

Nothing says "Get the hell out of my house" like a box of Franzia and a Styx CD.

by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

my pet goat

read the amazon.com review of "my pet goat:"

287 of 292 people found the following review helpful:

Presidential material, through and through!, July 6, 2004
Reviewer: Lolla Fallujah
After reading the enclosed story "The Pet Goat," I was stunned by its lyrical beauty and easy cadence. The tempo, the choice of words, and the layout on each page captured my imagination so much that it took me about seven minutes to recover my bearings.

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by JenThe80'sFan July 27, 2004

i approve this message

What every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.

"... I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."

"... I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."

by JenThe80'sFan July 28, 2004

lovage

Old english lovage, alcoholic cordial. Savor the old english cordial orignally distilled from Devon herbs and spices, using the secret recipe handed down for generations; and still one of Devon's most popular imbibes. Traditionally drunk 2 parts lovage to 1 part brandy as a soothing winter warmer, but if you want something a little more explicit, we recommend 2 parts hennessey to one part lovage. Enjoy, baby.

I love the lovage, baby.

by JenThe80'sFan July 29, 2004