Definitions by JenThe80'sFan

landclammer

A person who rummages through trash/garage sale "free" boxes for buried gold (i.e. empty bottles, copper, scrap aluminum, broken household goods, etc.) in the middle of the night.

See Also: trash picker

Jen: Hey. What should we do with these empties?

Derek: Throw them out in the front so the landclammers can get them; they'll be gone by morning.

Jen: Sweet. Can I throw my aluminum siding and broken laserdisc player out there, too?

Derek: Yeah. Knock yourself out.

landclammer by JenThe80'sFan June 3, 2008

I was drunk 

The universal excuse for a temporary lapse in judgement while intoxicated.

I didn't mean to call you a bitch, I was drunk.

I didn't mean to sleep with your boyfriend, I was drunk.

I was drunk by JenThe80'sFan September 30, 2004

fat joe 

Giant man who licks the bottoms of sneakers, and has many fat men lurking around his house.

Rather than taking the advice of his nutritionist, Fat Joe prefers to lick the bottoms of sneakers because they taste like migrant childrens' sweat.

fat joe by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

ass pee 

Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.

That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.

ass pee by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

meat 

The upper arm fat of an extremely obese person. Hangs down and swings back and forth.

Look at what's her face, she's wearing that short-sleeved shirt again, with her meat hanging out.

meat by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

precious 

An engagement ring. Should be shown off to all, but only called "the precious" to a select few.

Angie finally got the precious.

precious by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

bumper sticker 

Expression of one's opinion regarding political standing, religious conviction, moral belief, or sense of humor through one's vehicle.

He had many pro gun bumper stickers on the back of his car. I wonder if he's ever met Charlton Heston?

bumper sticker by JenThe80'sFan August 9, 2004