JenThe80'sFan's definitions

Michigan

1. The state where you can have 70 degrees and sun one day and a snowstorm the next.

2. A state where you can't keep a job because everything's either downsizing or moving to mexico.

Michigan... I'm unemployed and cold... wheeeee!!

by JenThe80'sFan January 27, 2004

reefer madness

1. A propaganda film from the 1930's about how marijuana makes people lose their inhibitions, put themselves in "dangerous" situations like hanging out with married people and suprisingly, be able to play the piano.

2. The madness you get not from smoking marijuana, but the lack there of in your system on a daily basis.

1. The movie Reefer Madness is overrated.

2. Dude, it's been three days since I've puffed. I've got reefer madness!!!

by JenThe80'sFan February 2, 2004

tentworm nest

A girl who is so skinny that she looks like a pile of sticks with a web of skin in between. Almost transparent.

Paris Hilton looks like a tentworm nest.

by JenThe80'sFan February 2, 2004

u

A worthless shortening of a three letter word.

I love u.

no.

by JenThe80'sFan February 2, 2004

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

jazzy

Something someone who wears seasonal sweaters would say in response to seeing something pleasing.

Look at that kitten sweater with the rhinestones glued to it? Isn't that jazzy?

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

sierra mist

carbonated beverage that sounds like a stripper name.

up next on the pole we have sierra mist... she will be dancing to Whitesnake's "here i go again"

by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004