Definitions by JenThe80'sFan

surly 

To exhibit the behavior like that of a dick wad.

Quit being so damn surly!

surly by JenThe80'sFan February 4, 2004

bumpy face 

What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.

Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?

Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!

bumpy face by JenThe80'sFan February 4, 2004

choose your own adventure

A response to a question when you don't really want to be the one to make the decision. Named after the books where you literally "choose your own adventure."

Person 1: Should we go to the mall and buy $75 sweaters, or help the homeless?

Person 2: I don't know. Choose your own adventure.

choose your own adventure by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

jazzy 

Something someone who wears seasonal sweaters would say in response to seeing something pleasing.

Look at that kitten sweater with the rhinestones glued to it? Isn't that jazzy?

jazzy by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

sierra mist 

carbonated beverage that sounds like a stripper name.

up next on the pole we have sierra mist... she will be dancing to Whitesnake's "here i go again"

sierra mist by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

mashed 

To carelessly destroy something in the past tense.

A way to prepare potatoes.

Did you see that apartment when Ted moved out? It was MASHED!

Did you see the way Ted made that potato? It was MASHED!

mashed by JenThe80'sFan February 3, 2004

reefer madness 

1. A propaganda film from the 1930's about how marijuana makes people lose their inhibitions, put themselves in "dangerous" situations like hanging out with married people and suprisingly, be able to play the piano.

2. The madness you get not from smoking marijuana, but the lack there of in your system on a daily basis.

1. The movie Reefer Madness is overrated.

2. Dude, it's been three days since I've puffed. I've got reefer madness!!!

reefer madness by JenThe80'sFan February 2, 2004