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Arguably one of the better NASA fields of expertise. When the space race was on and it was Uncle Sam vs U.S.S.R, Astronaut vs Cosmonaut and Cats vs Dogs, the need for unicycle wheelchairs became apparant, and Mr. Nasa was once quoted saying, after they had been developed, "i don't know how we ever got by without them"
The Unicycle wheelchair was brought into the commercial sector at the very second the bee gees popularised close harmonic singing in tight trousers. Although, like toasters, expensive at first, the next christmas every household had one. The ratio in Belgium at the time of Michael Moore's conception was 12 unicycle wheelchairs to every 5 people with cheshire cats.
Through these developing years, people began to tamper with NASA's creation. Gentleman would "PIMP" or "ICE" their "RIDES" by adding "HARDCORE" propulsion systems and a "SICK" paint job. Ladies were not so intent on being the flyest mutha so were content with fluffy dice and a sombrero.
Today they are popular still, especially around buckingham palace.
The Unicycle wheelchair was brought into the commercial sector at the very second the bee gees popularised close harmonic singing in tight trousers. Although, like toasters, expensive at first, the next christmas every household had one. The ratio in Belgium at the time of Michael Moore's conception was 12 unicycle wheelchairs to every 5 people with cheshire cats.
Through these developing years, people began to tamper with NASA's creation. Gentleman would "PIMP" or "ICE" their "RIDES" by adding "HARDCORE" propulsion systems and a "SICK" paint job. Ladies were not so intent on being the flyest mutha so were content with fluffy dice and a sombrero.
Today they are popular still, especially around buckingham palace.
"Unicycle Wheelchairs are essential for respiration"
"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No, by Jove, its a unicycle wheelchair"
"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No, by Jove, its a unicycle wheelchair"
by Jeffrey Douglas August 12, 2006
Get the Unicycle Wheelchair mug.Johann wolfgang von Goethe was born in 1749 in Frankfurt, Germany. It would be correct to remark he put german culture on the map. Famous for Faust, Heidelroslein and The sorrows of young Werther. Coined the phrase "pretentious, moi?". All in all, abit of a floppy sausage, and is still annoying people today through education and the Goetheinstitute.
It would be unfair to say he was useless, as he coined a phrase in german that translates as "lick my arse", genius.
It would be unfair to say he was useless, as he coined a phrase in german that translates as "lick my arse", genius.
by Jeffrey Douglas August 31, 2006
Get the Goethe mug.Noun. Something that weighs you down. Usually a worry or a sore point you don't share with close friends or orangutangs.
You can also be a burden on someone else when you try and talk about your problems and worries to someone else.
You can also be a burden on someone else when you try and talk about your problems and worries to someone else.
Physical Hang ups, girlfriends, wife (wives) or debt. all of these are burdens.
Hayley: "I'm worried!"
Steve: "Shut up you have so many burdens! Don't become a burden yourself!"
Hayley: "I'm worried!"
Steve: "Shut up you have so many burdens! Don't become a burden yourself!"
by Jeffrey Douglas November 15, 2006
Get the burden mug.fuckshitfuckshitfuck could be used for the following;
Opening a parachute but to no effect.
Realising you did not pay attention to your instructions on your exam paper and forgot to answer BOTH questions.
Putting your hand in your back pocket to pay your tab at a bar to discover you never took your wallet.
Having your johnny burst during private time with the missus.
Looking at the black guy using the urinal next to you, who is incidentally twice your size, with you dressed for a party as a grand wizard of the K.K.K.
Opening a parachute but to no effect.
Realising you did not pay attention to your instructions on your exam paper and forgot to answer BOTH questions.
Putting your hand in your back pocket to pay your tab at a bar to discover you never took your wallet.
Having your johnny burst during private time with the missus.
Looking at the black guy using the urinal next to you, who is incidentally twice your size, with you dressed for a party as a grand wizard of the K.K.K.
by Jeffrey Douglas November 15, 2006
Get the fuckshitfuckshitfuck mug.A place where the creme de la creme go to boogy on down with the local riff raff, whilst enjoying the shop's specialities such as Cod&Chips. It indeed would be fair to say the Chip shop is a good insight into the class system in Britain today. Workers in the chip shop are always strapping and gorgeous as the grease in the air is good for their skin.
"What ho, old boy, let's go down to the Fish and Chip Shop for one of each"
"Quick lads, let's go down to the Fish and Chip Shop for one of each"
"Quick lads, let's go down to the Fish and Chip Shop for one of each"
by Jeffrey Douglas July 14, 2006
Get the Fish and Chip Shop mug.adj. meaning agile. Nimble people are often thin and frail. Piano players are nimble, weak and frail. They would be no longer nimble if their fingers were cut off, so perhaps being nimble isnt all its cracked up to be
E.g. Jason Robinson
Frank: "Woe, woo, oh, the way he prances along is so nimble! so gracious! so elegant"
Baz: "But he is weak and frail. What good is there in being nimble, when you can't lift a car??"
Frank: "Woe, woo, oh, the way he prances along is so nimble! so gracious! so elegant"
Baz: "But he is weak and frail. What good is there in being nimble, when you can't lift a car??"
by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006
Get the nimble mug.a place in football where you are classed as a sinner, and any goal you score from an offside position will be ignored by everybody who is onside.
A place in Rugby where it is easier to hurt/maim/tackle/cheat your opposition, and easier to play the whole game. Usually being offside in rugby will end up in a penalty to your opposition. Bastards.
A place in Rugby where it is easier to hurt/maim/tackle/cheat your opposition, and easier to play the whole game. Usually being offside in rugby will end up in a penalty to your opposition. Bastards.
by Jeffrey Douglas November 25, 2006
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