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fuckshitfuckshitfuck could be used for the following;
Opening a parachute but to no effect.
Realising you did not pay attention to your instructions on your exam paper and forgot to answer BOTH questions.
Putting your hand in your back pocket to pay your tab at a bar to discover you never took your wallet.
Having your johnny burst during private time with the missus.
Looking at the black guy using the urinal next to you, who is incidentally twice your size, with you dressed for a party as a grand wizard of the K.K.K.
Opening a parachute but to no effect.
Realising you did not pay attention to your instructions on your exam paper and forgot to answer BOTH questions.
Putting your hand in your back pocket to pay your tab at a bar to discover you never took your wallet.
Having your johnny burst during private time with the missus.
Looking at the black guy using the urinal next to you, who is incidentally twice your size, with you dressed for a party as a grand wizard of the K.K.K.
by Jeffrey Douglas November 15, 2006
Get the fuckshitfuckshitfuck mug.To be very very gay, homosexual or shirtlifting. to define somebody as gay as a dutch window, the recipient of such horrific abuse, must have done something very poorly, acted in a queer fashion or displayed his effeminate side to a large degree.
by Jeffrey Douglas September 10, 2006
Get the Gay as a Dutch Window mug.Noun. Something that weighs you down. Usually a worry or a sore point you don't share with close friends or orangutangs.
You can also be a burden on someone else when you try and talk about your problems and worries to someone else.
You can also be a burden on someone else when you try and talk about your problems and worries to someone else.
Physical Hang ups, girlfriends, wife (wives) or debt. all of these are burdens.
Hayley: "I'm worried!"
Steve: "Shut up you have so many burdens! Don't become a burden yourself!"
Hayley: "I'm worried!"
Steve: "Shut up you have so many burdens! Don't become a burden yourself!"
by Jeffrey Douglas November 15, 2006
Get the burden mug.A) a scientific term used to describe the amount of substance in grams, which has the same number of particles as there are in 12g of carbon 12. One mole of a substance contains 6.023x10`23 particles. This is obviously rad as it shows how tiny atoms and particles really are. They are smaller than bridget the midget and also smaller than the public's estimation of Jeremy Clarkson.
B) a small furry creature who is proficient at destroying peoples gardens and being short sighted.
B) a small furry creature who is proficient at destroying peoples gardens and being short sighted.
Jenkins: "I love the whole idea of a mole. How incredible!"
Peter: "How so?"
Jenkins: "Just think, it makes a boy of 4ft9" look HUGE"
Mole #1: "I'm a mole"
Farmer: "Should have gone to specsavers"
Peter: "How so?"
Jenkins: "Just think, it makes a boy of 4ft9" look HUGE"
Mole #1: "I'm a mole"
Farmer: "Should have gone to specsavers"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 8, 2006
Get the Mole mug.The way of left handed people. The opposite direction to how the little ticky things go on your spiderman themed wristwatch.
Many things go anti-clockwise, however to list them would make the world implode.
Many things go anti-clockwise, however to list them would make the world implode.
Craig: "That girl was seriously hot! It's a shame that she walks around that lamp post in an anti-clockwise fashion."
David: "To be fair.. she is left handed."
Craig: "Urgh..."
David: "To be fair.. she is left handed."
Craig: "Urgh..."
by Jeffrey Douglas February 10, 2007
Get the Anti-clockwise mug.Arguably one of the better NASA fields of expertise. When the space race was on and it was Uncle Sam vs U.S.S.R, Astronaut vs Cosmonaut and Cats vs Dogs, the need for unicycle wheelchairs became apparant, and Mr. Nasa was once quoted saying, after they had been developed, "i don't know how we ever got by without them"
The Unicycle wheelchair was brought into the commercial sector at the very second the bee gees popularised close harmonic singing in tight trousers. Although, like toasters, expensive at first, the next christmas every household had one. The ratio in Belgium at the time of Michael Moore's conception was 12 unicycle wheelchairs to every 5 people with cheshire cats.
Through these developing years, people began to tamper with NASA's creation. Gentleman would "PIMP" or "ICE" their "RIDES" by adding "HARDCORE" propulsion systems and a "SICK" paint job. Ladies were not so intent on being the flyest mutha so were content with fluffy dice and a sombrero.
Today they are popular still, especially around buckingham palace.
The Unicycle wheelchair was brought into the commercial sector at the very second the bee gees popularised close harmonic singing in tight trousers. Although, like toasters, expensive at first, the next christmas every household had one. The ratio in Belgium at the time of Michael Moore's conception was 12 unicycle wheelchairs to every 5 people with cheshire cats.
Through these developing years, people began to tamper with NASA's creation. Gentleman would "PIMP" or "ICE" their "RIDES" by adding "HARDCORE" propulsion systems and a "SICK" paint job. Ladies were not so intent on being the flyest mutha so were content with fluffy dice and a sombrero.
Today they are popular still, especially around buckingham palace.
"Unicycle Wheelchairs are essential for respiration"
"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No, by Jove, its a unicycle wheelchair"
"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No, by Jove, its a unicycle wheelchair"
by Jeffrey Douglas August 12, 2006
Get the Unicycle Wheelchair mug.A time where the chance for action (usually, but not always, sexual in nature) arises. When one sees such a chance, one must grab it (or, if you will, jump through the window of opportunity).
1. The Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one comes across a girl drinking a pint, and casually slips her a tab of rohypnol, thus creating a window of opportunity for easy sex later.
2. The non-Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one sees and old lady struggling with heavy shopping, the window of opportunity arises to help her. Remove a baguette, whack her over the head, and take her purse and sausages.
Where one comes across a girl drinking a pint, and casually slips her a tab of rohypnol, thus creating a window of opportunity for easy sex later.
2. The non-Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one sees and old lady struggling with heavy shopping, the window of opportunity arises to help her. Remove a baguette, whack her over the head, and take her purse and sausages.
by Jeffrey Douglas February 1, 2007
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