Jeff's definitions

crunki

verb - to be drunk at work.

I discovered while intoxicated at work and trying to spell drunk

I'm crunki
You're crunki
Everybody's crunki

by Jeff May 28, 2004

guffer

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

by jeff April 4, 2005

swum

Fly, dope, etc.

You those lime-green Puma's are SWUM, gee.

by Jeff December 7, 2003

Pipeman

Pipeman (smokes a large pipe) is a dirty ass piece of white trash who hangs around my town and sleeps outside of the save-a-lot quickie market. My friends and i have begun to associate anything dirty, shitty, rotten and flithy with pipeman

-Holy shit dude, it looks like pipeman lived here.
-Oh, wait, he doesnt have a home. Hah!

by Jeff April 15, 2004

stellar

Shannon Nolan. She is the most stellar person... ever.

Shannon Nolan is stellar <3

by jeff April 22, 2005

rat with fuzzy tail

The common grey squirrel.

Bob chased that rat with a fuzzy tail out of the garage

by Jeff September 13, 2004

carbunktated

Superlative form of the word bunk. Made up in conversation around the Pittsburgh area.

That is so carbunktated it's disgusting.

by Jeff April 19, 2004