Jeff's definitions

pimbles

disgusting nasty overgrown pimples in groups

abby u got some fucked up pimbles on yo face get some face wash and get away from me

by jeff April 1, 2004

elseif

An elseif statement.

Used in PHP:

if($a == "1") {
return true;
} elseif($a == "2") {
return false;
}

by Jeff June 22, 2004

scadelous

someone dressed skanky or trashy

look at that scadelous biarch

by jeff December 9, 2004

klabe

To be klabe is to be scum, or of the scummy nature. To be klabe is to be as low as you can possibly be. It's trailer trash in the essence of manners, ethics, everyday life.

That dude behaves in such a klabe fashion

by Jeff October 20, 2004

Ugernaut

A person who is very, very hidiously ugly. Only to be used on those who have been beaten with an ugly stick serveral times

Thee ugernaut commith

by jeff November 30, 2004

shpap

A swift slap to the forehead using one's penis.

If you don't give me that ice cream, I will shpap you silly.

by Jeff February 15, 2004

Actionate

v. 1: To put forth a great deal of action.
2: To get from Point A to Point B with an immense amount of speed, usually includes breaking Point C before arriving to Point B.
3: To literally punch a brick wall and cause it to burst into flame.

"Ginny is is danger! We've gotta ACTIONATE!"

by Jeff February 18, 2004