Jeff's definitions

blacktop

The road. The street.
Street racers use this word for coolness.

Lets do this thing, 2 large on the blacktop Yite!!!

by Jeff July 22, 2003

fade

a right hook to the jaw.to catch a fade is to get socked in the face.

That bitch K Douv was talking shit so he caught my fade.

by jeff March 20, 2005

spongmonkey

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!

The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.

by Jeff September 23, 2004

fazed

A community driven website frequented by both unbelievably smart individuals and mind-numbingly stupid tools.

I was at fazed - and as usual, b00zar is an asshat.

by Jeff June 3, 2003

Tommysaur

A little annoying cousin of one of your friends who always wants to start a fight with someone that can obviously kick his ass.

Your cousin, Tommysaur, started to fight with me, so I broke his neck in three places.

by Jeff May 5, 2005

urban pita wrap

when one defecates in is/her ass crack and the partner licks it out

yo dude, that mutha gave me an urban pita wrap last night, fo shizzle

by Jeff March 22, 2004

staple

To have strong sexual intercourse with a female.

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.

by jeff March 21, 2004