douchebag

An insult most often directed toward very eccentric and uninhibited individuals whose inconsiderate actions frequently hinder their ability to socialize and develop relationships with others.

That guy was a complete douchebag, always making an ass out of himself.

by jeff March 21, 2004

dramamine

OTC drug that will make you really scared and jumpy. Things will "jump" out at you around corners and make you jump like dhjfjhsd. You also see things in the corner of your eyes and when you look nothing is there. You can also watch TV while it is off, hear noises, listen to people speak in different languages, and say weird things that make so much sense at the time, but later you will be like wtf (if you even remember that is).

Basically you will want to go under the covers and hide and wish it was all over. It seems like it would be fun, but it def. is not.

You may have severe case of cotton mouth after the trip, so drink lots of water. You might also get lightheaded on random occasions for the next couple of months, too

I looked at the top of the stairs and even though my friend was about 30 feet away I got so scared and practically had a heart attack.

by Jeff January 12, 2005

shaba

shaba la haba la ba la haba shaba

To shab with one.

by Jeff February 08, 2004

gruntwork

(adj): any type of labor that requires little to no training.
Simple work easy tasks, ETC


see also: grunt

Person A: I always get stuck doing the gruntwork!

Person B: What do you expect for minimum wage?

by Jeff May 17, 2005

ziggy poo-peed

Okay, getting ziggy poo peed is when you wake up in the morning after a night of drunken action and you have jiz and vomit all over your body, youve been peed on, youve soiled yourself, and the most important part- There's a big fat penis resting on your face.

Awh man, I got ziggy poo-peed last night.

by Jeff December 08, 2004

gluffin

1. the act of meddling in free-trade.
2. Monopolizing the Toilet Paper industry.
3. a person whom has never lived in a green house

1: You are hereby under arrest for gluffining
2: Yo man, I'm totally gluffin'!
3: I have something to tell you... I'm not too proud but... I'm a gluffin...

by Jeff October 25, 2004

stage right

To dip, scoot, skedaddle. Especially in an uncomfortable situation.

Jeff: Fuck you, Zach.
Zach: Fuck you, Jeff.
Andre: I'mma stage right.

by Jeff March 23, 2006