Jeff's definitions

Grundlebraider

One who braids abnormally long grundle hair (nifkin or taint hair.)

After receiving a pony tail instead of a french braid, jaay went back to his neighborhood grundlebraider and demanded his money back.

by Jeff September 1, 2003

poop cycling

An activity performed by two people via the joining of two buttholes in which one forces his shit into anothers empty rectum, then the poop cycles between the two.

Dad: Russel dont eat for a week im going to Tias. Were going to be poop cycling for hours!

by Jeff November 9, 2003

nasty

Of or referring to an activity where extreme amounts of energy or effort are expended.

A got a nasty leg workout in this morning.

by jeff March 21, 2004

wiped

An insult, usually refering to one's failure
(originates from fpsd)

Did I just get wiped? Ya bitch, you got your ass WIPED! or... Don't make me wipe you.

by Jeff April 15, 2004

w00t w00t

A Yankees fanboy and bandwagonner that is so starved for attention that he doesn't care that even Yankees fans want him to shut up.

w00t w00t: OMG the Yankees are teh greatest team ever and Boston is a bunch of whiny crybabies who can't win a world series! Who's your daddy?
Yankees Fan: You make me ashamed to be a fan of the Yankees

by Jeff October 14, 2004

derf derf revolution

More fondly refered to as "derf" or "derf-derf" he is the most idiotic and worthless kid in my psych class. He laughs at everything you say to him which more often than not is an insult, usually referring to his step-mom who has fake titays.

hey derf, you ever see your moms fake boobs? cause you are worthless like that

by Jeff January 31, 2005

schmagma

A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

by Jeff January 11, 2004