JeSsIcA's definitions

madonna-whore complex

A man with a madonna-whore complex is a man who will sleep with and lust for a sexual and beautiful woman but he will never respect her as "wife" material and he will never marry her. In his eyes, she is tainted, impure, unworthy of the status of wife---yet he may possess passionate and contradictory feelings for her. He may even be in love with her but will never allow himself to be with her in any real sense.
He will look for a "good girl" to marry---usually a woman who is cold sexually but, for example, is good at "wifely" domestic things: cooking, cleaning, homemaking in general, etc. A proper, pure "madonna" type woman who will bear his children.

Tony Soprano all the way.

by JESSICA February 24, 2004

Shunned

A. Fantasized about
B. Mentally sexed
C. Thought about

You've been shunned!!

by Jessica November 10, 2003

Avril Lavigne

She's the best singer in the world NOT a poser and NOT punk! she's HERSELF and thats what rock about her! She comes from Napanee, Ontario Canada (CANADA ROCKS!) She fights for what she wants and noone eever going to make her do something she does nbot want to . She's an inspiration to alot of girls and shes a great rolmodle.Shes gonne triple platnum for both of her CD's and is currently on her "Bonez" international Tour! GO AVRIL GO!

Me: OMG Guess What!!!
friend:What??
Me:Im gonna see avril in sepember!!!!!!!!
friend:OMG NOW WAY!
Me:I KNOW!



ps:To all who ppl who says shes a poser ;shes not the poser you guys are how the hell could she be a poser if shes being herself?

by jessica September 3, 2005

nashole

Fans of Nascar

living in Dover , Delaware sucks during race weekend. The town is full of drunk, redneck, Nasholes

Another Nashole got arrested today after he decided that everyone should be a fan of #3 and spraypainted it on all the cars in the parkinglot.

by Jessica May 13, 2005

jigga

Its another word for a male friend.

A guy greets a male friend "What's up jigga?"

by Jessica November 18, 2004

whats your damage

A rather nice way of saying "Are you a fucking idiot."

Did you eat a retard sandwhich for breakfast...good golly whats your damage?

by jessica March 30, 2004

shits

a word to relate the feeling of enjoyment

"Dude, why do you do that?"
"I do it for shits. Its fun, dammit!"

by Jessica April 2, 2005