JeSsIcA's definitions

pull a jesus

A term used to describe something resurrecting itself. This is especially applied to electronics, as they seem to be found doing this the most often, though it can be applied to anything.

My digital camera stopped working. Unless it decides to pull a jesus again, I think I need a new one.

by Jessica June 13, 2005

Penis

A body organ of male mamals, used for sexual intercourse and discharge of urine. The thing I suck on all night long. G2G so I can give my boyfriend Blake a blow job.

Me giving head to my boyfriend Blake.

by Jessica June 16, 2004

moogler

1. one who does in the bum while sleeping.
2. a creeper.
3. verb - to borrow
4. allisdair

-john is a dirty moogler
-can i moogle some whiskey?

by jessica April 25, 2005

Jelly bracelets

I think that the whole "sex bracelets" is all bull. I mean schools in my area have even banned them because they "promote" sexual relations. I believe that no matter what, people are still going to have sex and whatnot with or without banning the bracelets. Breaking someone's "sex bracelet" does not mean you HAVE to have sex with that person, it's still your choice. I wear the Jelly bracelets and yes some of my friends and my ex and my current boyfriend have even broken them but that doesn't mean I am obligated to have sex with them, I'm still a Virgin!!! My friends and I all do know what the colors "mean" but we jokingly break them basically making fun of people who actually think you have to have sex with someone who broke your black jelly bracelet. Get real people! Keep wearing those Jelly bracelets no matter what people think! ROCK ON!

omg u broke my jelly bracelet, my mom's gonna kill me!

by Jessica August 25, 2004

fashure

Fashure means to understand what your dealing with.
Having the correct answer to your question.
Asking a person if they really mean what their saying.

I'm fashure!
Are you fashure that your coming home?

by Jessica April 6, 2005

nashole

Fans of Nascar

living in Dover , Delaware sucks during race weekend. The town is full of drunk, redneck, Nasholes

Another Nashole got arrested today after he decided that everyone should be a fan of #3 and spraypainted it on all the cars in the parkinglot.

by Jessica May 13, 2005

whats your damage

A rather nice way of saying "Are you a fucking idiot."

Did you eat a retard sandwhich for breakfast...good golly whats your damage?

by jessica March 30, 2004