JeSsIcA's definitions

shoji

A type of tri-folded wooden screen with wooden dividers that are either diagonal, horizontal or both that is backed with rice paper or a thin white fabric. Originated in Japan it has seen many other styles as it has become westernized.

I bought a really cute shoji screen from IKEA, I'm going to use it to cover the air conditioner unit in my apartment.

by Jessica April 21, 2005

mufuka

A nigga who is getting on your last fuckin' nerve.

Mufuka, was ya waitin' for me to turn into a buttafly?

by Jessica December 1, 2003

bizlitch

lesbion who is a bitch

stupid bizlitch you aint cool

by jessica April 28, 2004

pica

slang term applying only to the puerto rican heritage as a from of a nigger referred to the blacks

That spanish kid is a pica.

by Jessica April 25, 2005

shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

by jessica March 6, 2004

dildo

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..

by Jessica May 13, 2005

pimp juice

sperm so perfect the bitches can sense it from a mile away.

"She only want me for my pimp juice"
"The hoes come runnin afta my pimp juice"

by Jessica February 1, 2004