JeReMy's definitions

parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

by jeremy December 15, 2003

shit-blistering

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.

I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.

by Jeremy July 11, 2003

K.C.

Acronym for Kitchen counter, where earin and i plan to rollercoaster when my parents aren't home.

My k.c. is better than her k.c.

Me: Dude, earin and i rollercoastered on the k.c. yesterday, it was splendiferous.

You: I just made a sandwich on there, dick.

by Jeremy August 21, 2004

out spout

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.

Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

San Marcos

Pimpin warm blankets from Mexico.

Hey, vato, bring the San Marcos to the carne asada in Delano mañana.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

ogeeze

Something said when a mistake has happened.

I'm just going to put this over here and....OGEEZE!

by JEremy February 5, 2004

raided

the act of raiding, to informally suggest that someone has been defeated unfairly.

You just got RAIDED!

by jeremy February 6, 2003