cop a seat

He only in the 8th grade so he betta cop a seat!
by Jeremy December 10, 2003
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halflete

An "athlete" who tries half as hard as everyone else on the team.

Someone on the team who comes out to half the games and half the practices and never works hard.

Very common in hockey, especially on the B teams. Also known as doggin' it
Man 1: Hey Jim did you see Bob's half-assed performance...he was really doggin it out there tonight

Man 2: He calls himself an athelete?!....More like a HALFLETE

by Jeremy August 16, 2006
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Coonpoon

Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.
Dude the way that Ashlee Simpson sounded at the Orange Bowl was total coonpoon!
by Jeremy March 16, 2005
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SCUBA

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. The equipment used to breathe underwater.
I'm too afraid of water to go SCUBA diving.
by jeremy March 30, 2005
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prosexual

Someone with a pansexual attitude
Enjoys sex for the sake of it
even if they're biologically inclined to be straight or gay, is comfortable enough with their own sexuality to enjoy all worlds.

2) Someone who is a genderqueer/androgynous but doesn't identify themselves with sexuality buzzwords
"I like fucking girly boys, and boyish girls, im a genderqueer whos 100% male and 100% female, i don't conform to socially constructed definitions as i don't feel organs make up the sex appeal of individuals." - prosexual
by Jeremy May 25, 2006
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shoe kicker

a girl named brittany that kicks shoes at her boyfriend jeremy
holy shit that was close
by jeremy November 15, 2004
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dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.
"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"
by jeremy January 15, 2004
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