JeReMy's definitions

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006

Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.

Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?

by Jeremy March 31, 2005

spider legs

female pubic hair that is crawling out of a bikini

i was at the beach and saw this hippy chick with a bunch of spider legs crawling

by jeremy April 21, 2004

asterisk dollar

A generic starbucks.

Asterisk dollar pwnz jo0

by Jeremy July 12, 2004

Wyoming

The state with the smallest population of 444,000 as of 2000. Also has only one city (Cheyenne) and only a few mentionable big towns such as Cody, Sheridan, and Laramie. In the winter, it stays below 0 for about 3 months specially in the west, and in the summer, the east gets anally hot, up to the 100s. There is nothing to do in Wyoming except for ski. If you are in eastern Wyoming, you are fucked, your better of in Kansas

Wow, id rather live in North Dakota then have to spend a week in Wyoming

by jeremy December 6, 2003

reventaro una tuerca en su ojo

I will bust a nut in your eye

Yo reventaro una tuerca en su ojo puta

by jeremy May 11, 2004

Woo

A large asian man who constantly creates problems because of his unquenchable hunger for molesting Sean Dill and eating sanwiches.

Quinton Woo

by Jeremy November 19, 2003