by Jeremy January 25, 2004
The act of placing one's penis on the unconscious face of another man (i.e. when passed out or asleep)
A very effective and useful taunt
A very effective and useful taunt
by Jeremy February 25, 2004
The style of music defined by odd time signatures and bizarre instrumentation. Shortened version of progressive.
Pink Floyd is prog.
by Jeremy December 27, 2003
A superlative that goes far beyond the bounds of cool - should be reserved only for when something truly is ultra schwey. Never used in an ironic fashion.
by Jeremy January 03, 2004
Used to describe a motorcycle helemet. First heard in Vanilla Ices huge hit "Cool as Ice". It has since been used alot in California.
by Jeremy July 05, 2004
An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.
Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?
by Jeremy April 01, 2005