JeReMy's definitions

Zumonka

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

Clover

When you slowly kiss your way down your girlfriend's chest, to her tummy and then remove her undergarments, then kiss down to her rubix, and then do your thing.

Me: I clovered earin last night...she alarm clocked three times. it wasn't nearly as bad as i thought it was going to be.

You: I thought it would be a horrible thing to do and i'd never do it.

Me: Dumbass....it's not bad at all. do it for your girl, she'll love it.

by Jeremy October 9, 2004

Magnabox

High quality electronics in the ghetto.

That fucking playa has a 12" Magnabox TV in his room!

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

by jeremy January 14, 2004

cockfight

when to cocks do this
8=========DC=====8 and bash

COck fights rule

by jeremy May 7, 2003

redneezy

marlboro red, the ones i smoke because this is j-blizz himself

damn i got no red neezies!!

by Jeremy February 14, 2005

Manatee

A girl that is so fat you wonder if she has propeller scars on her back because she grazes on kelp on the sea and would be in danger of getting cut by speed boat propellers.

Guy: ..But was she hot?
Other guy: No dude, manatee...I looked for propeller scars.
Guy: oh, oh thats awful.

by Jeremy April 28, 2004