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by JB March 30, 2005
Get the Pacer mug.A term defining a harcore or tough person or someone with a lot of balls. Genetic anomallies, such as XXY, are often associated with meat axes, as are prison cells, but neither are requisite. Meat axe can be used with a positive intention.
by JB February 28, 2005
Get the meat axe mug.Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Hello boys refers to the spreading of the legs while either performing a handstand or sitting midair on straightened arms.
by JB February 28, 2005
Get the hello boys mug.Engineered by the awesome Aussie duo Roy and HG on "The Dream", a nightly TV review of each day of the 2000 Sydney Olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. Flat bag refers to the gentle touching of the athletes groin to the ground whilst doing the splits, usually from a handstand position. See also crazy date, battered sav, hello boys
by JB February 28, 2005
Get the flat bag mug.A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.
by JB February 27, 2005
Get the whack the crack mug.With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.
For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!
by JB February 27, 2005
Get the whack job mug.Sexual penetration with one or more fists. Again, the term JOB implies that at least 2 people are involved (see whack job).
by JB February 27, 2005
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