Definitions by Jb

ringass 

An endless ass. A person who never stops being an ass, as in a never ending ring.

He was a complete ringass.

ringass by jB January 6, 2004

post padder 

Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.

Matrix has a big bag of nothing, but XNOUGHT is a real post padder.

post padder by JB December 26, 2003

bootilicious 

more ass than a ka-dunka-dunk!!

that ass iz jus bootilicious.

bootilicious by jb December 25, 2003

Vulcan Greeting 

Similar to the "Shocker" (look it up here), but with two and the bush and TWO in the tush. Look's like Mr. Spock's "Vulcan Greeting" hand symbol; hence the name.

Say hello to the *vulcan greeting*, bitch!

Vulcan Greeting by JB December 8, 2003

Kitten Holocaust

n. the event of a person masturbating profusely.

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."

Kitten Holocaust by JB November 24, 2003

catpants 

Pants wherein are residing cats

Look, he is wearing his cat-pants

catpants by JB November 21, 2003

friendster 

aka poonster. Free hook-up service.

I'm going out with this girl I met on poonster, errrr, friendster.

friendster by jb November 20, 2003