Jb's definitions

cuntguzzlar

male or female, that eats pussy rather well.

i am a dam good cuntguzzlar

by JB June 24, 2004

bueme

1. The meaning of life
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.

Architect: GO host the hell out of that show!

JT: Bueme!

by JB November 2, 2003

post padder

Individuals on message boards who contribute nothing more than an emoticon or a single word answer, occuppy valuable space that should be dedicated to more important matters.

Matrix has a big bag of nothing, but XNOUGHT is a real post padder.

by JB December 26, 2003

woo

the finest girl who live on your block

Hey yo, woo just come out her house

by jb January 21, 2004

Prostituted

wrecked, ruined, obliterated all meaning etc etc...

"she completely prostituted that song for me."

by JB September 1, 2003

skipper

Someone who takes dick, a fudgepacker

Ryan Seacrest is a skipper

by JB October 20, 2004

VanCats

24" rims

My H2 rolled on twankie dueces, now I'm rollin on VanCats

by JB February 5, 2004