Jaz's definitions

bouldering-monkeys

rasclarts climbing on rocks with no quimming equipment

by jaz November 7, 2003

goatass

A girl who's gluteous maximus is thickly covered in hair, due to low levels of estrogen.

Man that girl was fine but when she pulled down her pants she had a real goatass. She might as well had hooves.

by jaz October 28, 2004

beaver helmet

The soft pink skin that covers and protects the clitoris. During full arousal the beaver helmet retracts to expose the clitoris.

I pushed back her beaver helmet to lick her clit.

by jaz October 19, 2004

Booyie

An airhear, that when placed in water, they float.

Ashley is a booyie, She thinks 2 + 2 = 10, that is why when we went scuba diving, she couldn't go beneath the water.

by Jaz February 22, 2004

rusty trombone

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

by JAZ October 14, 2004

Jizz Nizzer

Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk.

"Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?"

by Jaz April 16, 2005

Tool Box

A term used to describe a female that is very promiscuous.

I really liked Ginger but she turned out to be a real tool box.

by jaz October 20, 2004