lekfart

The combination of lekvar, a thick prune puree used to fill cakes or cookies and the rectal elimination of gas. Commonly referred as a wet fart or shart, this is socially unacceptable and uncomfortable.

Ted: Yo Dude, it looks like you have some lekvar running down your leg.

Fred: Damn, I was trying to sneak one out, but it was a lekfart. Help me find a toilet.

lekfart by Jayophonic January 23, 2011

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lenfarted

A funny dude on TikTok. Used to be rinnendroid. Before this he was kagamineien. He has vocaloid cardboard cutouts and make them have sex. He is also a Razor stan.

Woah! Is that lenfarted!!!

lenfarted by Fukase May 23, 2021

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Related Words

lekfart • lekfastunch • lenfarted

lekfastunch

1. A meal between breakfast and lunch
2. An alternate spelling of "brunch"

It's 10 in the morning and we just had bagels for breakfast. I'm still hungry but I'm going to have lunch while watching the Super Bowl later today. Let's go to Islands right now for lekfastunch!

lekfastunch by ryan the limo driver February 1, 2009

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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