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obladi oblada

1. What you say when something bad happens to you but dont let it bother you
2. What you say when something bad happens to someone telling them dont let it bother you

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy 1 - Shit I lost a fiver
Guy 2 - Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da Life goes on bra!
Guy - I suppose
by Jay Clarkson August 31, 2005
mugGet the obladi obladamug.

Meat hook

A meat head that has a very large chin, so that you could hang a coat on for example
Yiam has such a meat hook, he always hits people with his chin when he walks past
by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005
mugGet the Meat hookmug.

down the road

When you slit your wrists down your arm intending to do serious damage not likely to survive

See across the street
I'm so pissed of I'm in a down the road kind of mood
by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005
mugGet the down the roadmug.

shasnuff

A form of shabbat But you strap a razorblade to your bell end and slap them on the neck slitting their throat and thus causing snuff by shabbat
How did she die?
Death by shabbat
You mean shasnuff!?!?!?!
by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005
mugGet the shasnuffmug.

Beef Eater

Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing
Hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef... hey what are you laughing at me for
by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005
mugGet the Beef Eatermug.

the sky is falling

A really fun game where you tell your friend the sky is falling and then hit them on the head with a closed fist
Liam started to cry after everyone played the sky is falling with him
by Jay Clarkson July 20, 2005
mugGet the the sky is fallingmug.

Yiam

A term used when calling some either homosexual, Useless (Due to things such as forgetting to bring a camera out, not charging batterys, regular shenanagans that cause quite a kafuffle), Albino, Rich, Greasy Or Someone Who Constantly Eats Fast Food.
Hey Yiam You Say You Dont Eat Fast Food, Well What Did You Have Yesterday
Well I Had KFC
And The Day Before Yiam
Well Burger King But It Didnt Count Cos I Only Had 2 Supersize Meals *Greas Drips Of Pickaxe of a chin*
by Jay Clarkson January 1, 2005
mugGet the Yiammug.

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