Definitions by Jay Clarkson

shasnuff 

A form of shabbat But you strap a razorblade to your bell end and slap them on the neck slitting their throat and thus causing snuff by shabbat

How did she die?
Death by shabbat
You mean shasnuff!?!?!?!

shasnuff by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005

shascat 

A version of shabbat When after anal sex you slap your lover with your poop covered penis

Ollie commited an act of shascat on liam when he dropped the soap

shascat by Jay Clarkson January 28, 2005

gran turismund

A copied playstation game that devvo sold his mother to the gypsys for

Cans I comes to yoons house to watch your tellivizzle, play gran turismund and sleep in your bed.... I'm not gay

gran turismund by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

limp bling 

Bling that doesnt fit and hangs limp and often falls off when pointing at things

Yiam wears limp bling of a bracelet as it is longer it got more gold innit

limp bling by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

sharp fart

When a fart feels like you have just shit out a very spikey conker

Ouch I just done a sharp fart

sharp fart by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

peanut butter 

Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter

After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter

peanut butter by Jay Clarkson January 5, 2005

Yiam 

A term used when calling some either homosexual, Useless (Due to things such as forgetting to bring a camera out, not charging batterys, regular shenanagans that cause quite a kafuffle), Albino, Rich, Greasy Or Someone Who Constantly Eats Fast Food.

Hey Yiam You Say You Dont Eat Fast Food, Well What Did You Have Yesterday
Well I Had KFC
And The Day Before Yiam
Well Burger King But It Didnt Count Cos I Only Had 2 Supersize Meals *Greas Drips Of Pickaxe of a chin*

Yiam by Jay Clarkson January 1, 2005