peanut butter

Diarrhea that is full off nuts looks like peanut butter
After eating a whole tub of stale out of date nuts I knew i was cursed to a full week of peanut butter
by Jay Clarkson January 05, 2005
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Across the street

When you slit your wrists across the wrist often called a cry for help or attention seeking etc

See down the road
by Jay Clarkson June 06, 2005
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Beef Eater

Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing
Hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef... hey what are you laughing at me for
by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005
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femme pantalon

What you call a guy who is wearing trousers that look like they were bought in topshop, This term was made in france so we decided to call him woman trousers in french, can be shortened to femme
by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005
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shabbat

To slap your love with your erect penis, Normaly shouting "shabbat" when contact is made
I dumped my boyfriend last night
Why?!?!?!
Cos he fucking shabbated me!!!
by Jay Clarkson February 18, 2005
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gonc

To fall over when you have an erection and land penis first
Mark was running as fast as he can until he gonced on the floor
by Jay Clarkson April 09, 2005
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limp bling

Bling that doesnt fit and hangs limp and often falls off when pointing at things
Yiam wears limp bling of a bracelet as it is longer it got more gold innit
by Jay Clarkson January 07, 2005
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