Jay's definitions

cancer merchant

One who sells cigaretts

watch clerks savages!!!!

by Jay October 1, 2003

Nast

A shortend form of the word nasty.

That food is just plain nast.

by Jay August 19, 2003

bakaeet

When one gets angry over misleading information.

Jessica went all bakaeet when Jay told her the name of the songs that he really didn't know.

by Jay April 11, 2004

crap ass

to say something sucks

"that's crap ass!"

by Jay April 18, 2003

suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man

Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.

by Jay May 18, 2004

power trip

Someone, typically at work, who has higher powers over most people they work with. This higher power (usually a manager or someone's boss) tends to go to their head causing them to "Power trip" and abuse their rights as a manager/boss/owner. Such as picking on people or making their lives difficult, "Just because they can." is a person who is on a Power Trip.

"That police officer walks around like he owns everything around him."

by Jay June 2, 2004

Turtlehead Poke

The turtlehead poke requires a specific diet that hardens
fecal matter for the male. When step one is accomplished the male creates a
turtlehead by defacating and stopping in mid-release. This requires a very
steady and patient ass. He then inserts the fecal matter into the female's
vagina without breaking it off. It is a near impossible feat but when
accomplished there is nothing quite like it.

I saw two people do the Turtlehead Poke and I puked all
over the place.

by Jay August 4, 2003