Jay's definitions

fanny annie

an over enthuisiastic idiot

oh he's such a fanny annie when it comes to football

by Jay February 25, 2004

Speeling

An action word used to describe the time late at night when your mind fails to function properly, and various stupid and inane things become hilarious.

After staying up for 36 straight hours playing ping pong, Larry and I were definately speeling.

by Jay November 23, 2003

The Jay

A cock slap followed by ejaculation in the female's eye... followed with a quick apology and a good laugh.

She was giving me head, and I hit her with The Jay... It was awesome, but she got mad becasue I wouldn't stop laughing.

by Jay December 10, 2004

cool points

1. a system of points devised to determine the cool level of a person...points are given and taken on a 5 or 10 point basis...r if the action is really bad a maximum of 25 points can be taken. After hitting the -30 mark you can officially be condered as a carier of S.A.R.S. (see also S.A.R.S.)

ChronicMasterbator took something i made up and made a definition fo it...me and tony madeit up...not him...he loses 25 points...and seeing as though he was already at -20 he now has -50...he has died of S.A.R.S.

by jay August 18, 2003

hougy

A hot guy

Isn't he such a hougy?

by Jay February 17, 2004

alice in chains

emotion at its finest

by jay September 29, 2003

shwing

Tech support call center lingo meaning:

"Saying whatever it takes to get a customer off the phone without helping them"

When that guy told me he had Windows 9.0 I knew I was going to have to shwing him.

by Jay March 10, 2004