Jay's definitions

time in a bottle

When your husband/wife forces you to wear diapers and when you do something they dissaprove of they spank you many times.

Husband: "Honey where my dinner at?"
Wife: "I didn't have time to make it"
Husband: "you'll be getting some time in a bottle tonight"

by Jay March 19, 2004

cradle of filth

one of the greates bands of all time, and probably very underestimated.even through many changes in the band line they still prove to be one of the best.Why? Dani Filth. He is the adhesive that makes it work, probably one of the most dedicated musicians today. he struggled to make that band work and they do deserve notorioty in and out of thier genre.

you want to succeed, work like Dani and Cradle of Filth

by jay October 7, 2003

hilation

the highlighted section of a document. usually refers to as all the anoying facts a teacher or boss has required one to look through and remember.

there were almost 2 pages of just highlations in this paper!

by jay July 23, 2004

get paid

An urban neologism referring to obtaining cash through other than commonly respectable means; such as by pawning items, selling stolen items, or illegal activity. Generally not in reference to gainful employment.

Punko 1: Yo, i jacked this car stero from a Hundai last night.

Punko 2: Straigt up! Watcha gon do wit it?

Punko 1: Watcha think? I'm gonna to pawn it and get paid.

by jay October 9, 2004

300 pound club

u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds

well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night

by Jay May 10, 2003

spread

Drugs at a rave or concert. Passed out by a spreader

Let me pick up some spread before I leave here.

by Jay November 17, 2003

flashlight whip

when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up

Shut up, no one likes you! If you say another word I'm going to flashlight whip you!

by Jay September 15, 2003