stupid slap

when you slap someone on the back of the neck for doing or saying something stupid
come here so i can give you a stupid slap for saying that dumb shit
by jay October 27, 2004
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poop lube

lube that helps u shit comfortably
by Jay May 10, 2003
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Childrens Institute

A dumbed down, children's version of the Basic Seminar. Children are organized into teams of 5-15 and carry on bible lessons as well as arts and crafts.
"Hey is that basic seminar going to have a Children's Institute?"
by jay February 21, 2005
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cool points

1. a system of points devised to determine the cool level of a person...points are given and taken on a 5 or 10 point basis...r if the action is really bad a maximum of 25 points can be taken. After hitting the -30 mark you can officially be condered as a carier of S.A.R.S. (see also S.A.R.S.)
ChronicMasterbator took something i made up and made a definition fo it...me and tony madeit up...not him...he loses 25 points...and seeing as though he was already at -20 he now has -50...he has died of S.A.R.S.
by jay August 18, 2003
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hougy

Isn't he such a hougy?
by Jay February 17, 2004
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The Jay

A cock slap followed by ejaculation in the female's eye... followed with a quick apology and a good laugh.
She was giving me head, and I hit her with The Jay... It was awesome, but she got mad becasue I wouldn't stop laughing.
by Jay December 10, 2004
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dumped

"Damn, your car is DUMPED!
by Jay June 02, 2004
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