Jay's definitions

crowther

a duck's foot.

look at that crowther, it's covered in poo.

by JaY January 25, 2003

cool points

1. a system of points devised to determine the cool level of a person...points are given and taken on a 5 or 10 point basis...r if the action is really bad a maximum of 25 points can be taken. After hitting the -30 mark you can officially be condered as a carier of S.A.R.S. (see also S.A.R.S.)

ChronicMasterbator took something i made up and made a definition fo it...me and tony madeit up...not him...he loses 25 points...and seeing as though he was already at -20 he now has -50...he has died of S.A.R.S.

by jay August 18, 2003

midriff

The sexiest part of a Woman's body, between the mons pubis and the breasts, including the naval.

Wow, another killer midriff!

I can't think of anything else when she shows her midriff!

by Jay April 19, 2005

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 8, 2004

fresh ass eggin

recieving oral sex from a partner, recently recieved oral sex head

I just got some fresh ass eggin from this jump off shorty.

by jay March 28, 2005

dome peice

Another word for head or blowjob

Aye cuz I got dome peice from her

by Jay January 10, 2005

Kack

Combination of Fucking and Crap.
Another word for excrement.

Kackhead!

I nealy kacked myself back there.

by Jay September 22, 2003