Jay's definitions

futher mucker

It's a funny way for saying "Mother fucker". Also a way to say mother fucker when it's not appropriate to say it.

"Those futher mucks robbed me!"

by Jay June 2, 2004

munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

by jay December 22, 2004

Kurt Cobain

lead singer of the best band there ever was. at 14 he said he was going to grow up and be a great rocker and kill himself, going out w/ tons of glory. he did, krist and dave knew he was going to(they had to have, read the lyrics to u know yr right), and said he did it b/c it's better to burn out than to fade away.

by Jay July 12, 2003

Grizzly

Another term for a gram of weed.

Smoke a Grizzly!

by Jay September 18, 2003

liddy smile

Tag written everyware on busses and bus stops in Kitchener/Waterloo/Cambridge by a happy chick named Lydia who loves beer. gorgeous girl.
if found email jayme.at.netflash.dot.net

liddy smile =)

by jay November 9, 2003

Neek

A cross between a Nerd and a Geek.

Jon from big brother is a neek.

by Jay June 6, 2003

Maker's Mark

Smoothest Kentucky bourbon known to man. If Jesus enjoyed a nice sip of bourbon after work, this is what he would drink.

Easily recognized by the distinctive red wax seal and very smooth 90 proof flavor.

Go buy yourself some, cheap-ass.

by Jay May 7, 2005