Jay's definitions

munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

by jay December 22, 2004

avalaunch

an operating system used on modded xboxs

Dude totaly use avalaunch, its way better than evox

by Jay May 13, 2005

assfro

a hairry ass

i have the thickest assfro in the world. anyone up for a hairry ass contest?

by Jay May 10, 2003

sylph

Elemental spirit of the air. commonly faeries with wings.

Hey, look a sylph, wow!

by Jay December 2, 2004

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 8, 2004

midriff

The sexiest part of a Woman's body, between the mons pubis and the breasts, including the naval.

Wow, another killer midriff!

I can't think of anything else when she shows her midriff!

by Jay April 19, 2005

viral

Short for 'viral marketing'. An online marketing strategy that encourages people to pass on a marketing message. Amusing and low-budget, a good Internet viral campaign (e.g. "Jerry Tate: Office Linebacker") will get surfers forwarding the ad to all of their friends to others, giving the company great word of mouth.

"FWD: Check out this hilarious viral from Hyundai!"

by Jay April 14, 2004