Jay's definitions

ca-ca

1. A hispanic term meaning shit.

2. Used mainly by hispanic parents as a way to deter young children from touching things.

1. Damn that smells like ca-ca.

2. Ca-ca, don't touch that!

by Jay August 9, 2004

fluff

To prepare a pornographic actor for a sexual scene.
To arouse a participant in preparation for a recoreded sexual act.

His evening job was a fluffer.
I was fluffing this guy...
Inadequately fluffed star.

by jay July 29, 2003

swizz

A.K.A. swiee, O.C. it is oxycontin.

we pickin up some SWIZZ this weekend?

by jay May 27, 2004

stats

stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.

From TeeGee of FuckingUpThe.Net

by Jay January 21, 2004

assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face

that dude's an assface

by Jay May 10, 2003

Buckie

refered to as "bottle of beat the wife" as it usually leads to violence as women

goin for a bottle of beat da wife

by jay November 23, 2004

My Lai

A place in Vietnam where US soldiers beat, raped, tortured and murdered hundreds of innocent civilians and burned their village, knowing full well that the Viet Cong were not there (as demonstrated in court by US military witnesses).

Of the many perpetrators, only one was ever convicted but later pardoned by the President, showing that War Crimes and War Criminals are tolerated in America - as long as they were perpetrated by Americans (or indeed, Israelis).

Man! I went to My Lai and raped me a fine little 12 year old Vietnamese girl, beat and shot a few of the yella gooks and burned their village - and no-one ever pulled me up on it! God Bless America! Now, I'm off to Iraqistan to killify that evil murdering Soddam guy! We can't have world leaders abusing human rights!

by Jay April 16, 2004