poop in the punch bowl

1. Something that spoils the fun for everyone else.

2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.
Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl?
by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
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junkspeak

The ramblings of politicians. The meaningless jumble of catch-phrases, buzzwords, sound bites and cliches by which politicians communicate to their followers.
The candidate's rally speech was so full of junkspeak that only his disciples understood him.
by JavaJaneOhio November 02, 2010
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casino fly

Someone who habituates casinos. A person who goes to a casino more than once a month, like a barfly hangs around bars or a housefly hangs around a garbage can.
I can't believe you went to the casino again last night. You're getting to be a real casino fly.
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
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cowtown

1. A large city that springs up from a small rural town in which the residents are still unsophisticated or uneducated in the ways of the world and still think in small-town ways.

2. A semi-rural place where cows literally live near the residential areas.
Columbus, Ohio has the reputation of being a cowtown.
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raven kiss

To pick someone's pocket while pretending to give them an affectionate greeting, especially at a large public event like Mardi Gras or New Year's Eve.

Term comes from ravens being scavenger birds.
Hey, wait. My wallet's gone. That blond woman raven kissed me!
by JavaJaneOhio July 30, 2010
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malicious fecal distribution

Pooping in someone's yard to piss them off.

Also "MFD."
In July 2013, a news report on ABCnews.go.com said a Nob Hill, AZ woman was arrested for malicious fecal distribution after being caught by a security camera pooping in a neighbor's yard 4 times over the course of two weeks. The neighbors had been in a heated dispute for several months.
by JavaJaneOhio September 02, 2013
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remote revenge

Hacking into a former employer or ex-lover's computer system to wreek havoc as a way of getting them back for real or imagined damages or losses.

Any kind of revenge taken by messing with someone's computer or communication device or social network page.
When John was fired from the library, he got remote revenge by planting a virus in the computer catalog from the computer lab at the community center. The library is still trying to fix the damage.
by JavaJaneOhio August 19, 2010
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