Jason 's definitions

WAG

An abbrieviation, short for Wild Ass Guess.

The origin of this word is likely military, but that is just a WAG.

by Jason January 28, 2005

Halo 2

Halo 2 is a sequal to halo 1. It offers kick ass games such as capture the flag, oddball, jaugernaut, and The trule fucking awesome Team slayer. Which i guess over all rates a million to a kickass game.

DOOD says jason Schriber, to evan long.
"quote on quote" u wanna play some team slayer, AHHLL no dood i dont wanna loose my rank, replies evan. I loose your rank says schriber as he shoots him with his soward and slashes him with is plasma pistol.

by Jason March 29, 2005

zenas

a 16 year old kid that wears glasses and hits on 10 year olds.

"Zenas, does this look good on me?"

by Jason March 27, 2005

saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.

"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."

by jason July 11, 2003

stool

shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.

two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"

by jason March 19, 2004

rewipe

Having to wipe your ass again from a previous domination(turd).

Also known as a R.W.

I have to stop at that store and R.W.

by Jason June 7, 2004

handy

handy means when someone is acting handicaped

zach you are so HANDY

by Jason March 12, 2005