Jason 's definitions

disasturbation

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

by jason November 20, 2004

pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.

J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.

by jason October 16, 2003

muffitis

1) Contagious vaginal irritability
2) When males act like wimpy females

1) Mom, I need you to call me off of school. I seem to have a severe case of muffitis...it's spreading like rapid fire and I don't want anyone else to catch it!!!
2) Me and Dooch wanted to go to Walmart to ride the bikes, but our pussy of a friend Michael was opposed to the idea. He must have had a hint of muffitis.

by Jason March 27, 2005

cum guzzling sperm burping bitch

A classic sex move in which you fire a big load down your favorite biatch's throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. After she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!

A big nut and a can of warm Jolt transformed Kelly into a cum guzzling sperm burping bitch last night.

by Jason January 9, 2004

stumpy fawker

someone who wants to be a hick

you little stumpy fawker!

by Jason June 30, 2003

Flukel

A flukel is a medley of notes, played in a manner so fast the notes are indistungishable from each other. Usually sounds really cool, and usually can only hear one if impaired in one way or another.

That violin solo was cool, but it was no flukel.

by Jason April 13, 2005

moneysquito

a human mosquito,usually female, that sucks money instead of blood.

Dude, who cares that I just got a raise at work, my wife is a moneysquito.

by Jason July 22, 2004