Jason's definitions

pussy make looser

a dildo like toy that is designed to make the tightest of all pussies and anus to become loose. It is inserted into the vagina or anus and is pumped full of air. It expands very fast and stretches the pussy or anus to an unfathomable looseness. Enjoy!

This pussy make looser made my pussy real loose!

by Jason March 25, 2003

bangage

1. Act of sexual intercourse.
2. Description of someone who you consider to be good enough to recieve sex from you.

1. "I gave Katie some bangage."

2. "Damn, Nicola is bangage material, standard procedure blad!"

by Jason May 24, 2003

darthbs

1. One who gains complete ownership of a person, their home, and their mother

Damn, Hannibal cant tip his hat to DarthBS

by Jason July 7, 2003

cum guzzling sperm burping bitch

A classic sex move in which you fire a big load down your favorite biatch's throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. After she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!

A big nut and a can of warm Jolt transformed Kelly into a cum guzzling sperm burping bitch last night.

by Jason January 9, 2004

tit do

When a women's stomach sticks out further than her breast do.

That fat bitch has a tit do.

by Jason March 23, 2003

take it easy

Don't hurry, proceed at a comfortable pace, relax.

Take it easy, we don't have to be there until noon.
James decided to take it easy this weekend and put off working on the house.

by Jason June 19, 2006

lettuce

1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"

by Jason October 1, 2003