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Definitions by Jason

moneysquito 

a human mosquito,usually female, that sucks money instead of blood.
Dude, who cares that I just got a raise at work, my wife is a moneysquito.
moneysquito by Jason July 22, 2004

scooby doo 

classic sneakers, ones you had when you were growin' up (e.g. air force ones, chuck taylors) referenced in Jay-Z's "Excuse me Miss"
Yo, don't even front like you were gonna scuff my scooby doos.
scooby doo by Jason July 19, 2004
To...uh...ehoh.

Note: This word is so cool, it doesn't even have a definition. It can be used in question or statement forum. Also, while using this word, imagine yourself as a dolphin getting stoned ontop of a cloud.
Ehoh!
Ehoh?
Ehohhh.
ehoh by Jason July 17, 2004

flippity floppity floop 

Black people always used to say, "I'm in the house" instead of "I'm here." But then white people all started to say "in the house" so we switched it to "in the hizzouse." Hizzouse became hizzizzouse, and then white folk started saying that, and we had to change it to hizzie, then "in the hizzle" which we had to change to "hizzle fo shizzle," and now, because white people say "hizzle fo shizzle," we have to say "flippity floppity floop."
Come on, Mr. Slave! Let's get back to our flippity floppity floop.

pro gamer 

200 legal hours in 2 week.... Scrimmin with all the best clan out there and just havin fun bashing on n00bz. There is nothin like the feelin of a fresh teen booty.... i mean a single shot of a 44 and killing a sniper.
LegacY turns from cal-o scrub to cal-m like skill in a small amount of time. Non-stop playing in locked box and puggin and everything....
pro gamer by Jason July 7, 2004
The wind beneath my wings... The Active Ingredientin the Marijuana plant that gives you the "high" feeling.
Holy Shit! There's crystallized THC on this bud! Man, are we gonna get fucked up!
THC by Jason July 5, 2004

goggin on my noggin 

a phrase that has its history in a very very stoned day in da boro, tennessee.

it means "giving me oral sex"
I was completely baked, and getting head. I didnt really think about what I was saying, and uttered the following "Dude, shes totally goggin on my noggin".
goggin on my noggin by jason July 4, 2004