Jason's definitions

Pitch a Duce

To take a shit

Dude where is the bathroom? I've gotta pitch a duce.

by Jason November 10, 2003

shelfass

When someone is really really fat and their ass sticks out and it looks like a shelf. You can put pictures, lamps, or even write a paper on it.

Fat big assed people, usually woman

by Jason February 20, 2005

fuckfish

1. A person who is such an asshole that he supasses any name or remark.

Damn man I hate you so much.... you are a fuckfish!

by Jason July 23, 2003

Dangeresque

n. A famous movie character from a trilogy by Strongbad, starring Coach Z as Ronaldo, Bubs as the evil villain, and Strongbad as Dangeresque.

a. "I won't let you die Dangeresque!"
"Don't worry, dying's not on the menu!"

b. Dangeresque: "But the elevator in this building is broken, so I guess I'll have to jump!"

by Jason November 10, 2003

axis of evil

The enemies to the Allies During WW II, Nazi Germany, Italy, and Japan.

The axis of evil was responible for getting the USA involved in WW II

by Jason July 13, 2003

goggin on my noggin

a phrase that has its history in a very very stoned day in da boro, tennessee.

it means "giving me oral sex"

I was completely baked, and getting head. I didnt really think about what I was saying, and uttered the following "Dude, shes totally goggin on my noggin".

by jason July 4, 2004

bap

Used as a celebration, when something exciting happens, imitates the sound of a gun.

*Jason punches James*

Simon: "Bap, Bap, Bap!"

by Jason May 23, 2003