Definitions by Jared

Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

Brown Eye Witness by Jared March 24, 2004

Everquest

A MMORPG (massive multiple online role playing game) that is a game that people who dont play shouldnt have to say anything about because it is stupid for them to comment on it because it doesnt affect them in the least.

It is a simple game, we entertain ourselves that way no need to stress yourself over it. Continue on with your life and we will move on with ours. =)

Everquest by Jared March 21, 2004

unleash the fury

To let a fart bomb rip out of your anus and contaminate the world.

Dan just unleashed the fury and now half of china is dead.

unleash the fury by Jared March 15, 2004

Nugget

Zach Bernstein from CPLV

Stop that Nugget

Nugget by Jared March 12, 2004

Balla 

1.a pimp
2.some one who is good at sports

1.Im a balla fo real
2.Iverson is a Balla

Balla by Jared February 28, 2004

DYOH 

Do Your Own Homework

What is the plot of "The Lord of the Rings?"

I have an idea, DYOH!

DYOH by Jared February 5, 2004

stuerize 

Verb.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being bitch slapped and or tea bagged.

Goddamnit Stu, you're such an asshole, stop stuerizing me.

stuerize by Jared January 8, 2004