Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

by Jared March 25, 2004

Coolie Girl

Prep Girls, Girls that think they are better then most

hey coolie girl!

by Jared November 21, 2003

lootcakes

1. money

2. currency

3. something that is being used extensively by a significant other

a. my bitch is snackin on my lootcakes

b. im runnin low on lootcakes

by Jared September 05, 2004

Poo Stab

To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.

I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.

by Jared May 25, 2004

war

1. A very violent fight that has to do with land,world power,ect.
2. When men and women take the lives of other men and women for there lands.
3. State of using violence against another, a contest between states.
4. State of oposition or contest, hostility;contention; as, a war of words.

Battles in Iraq.

War with Iraq.

by Jared August 10, 2003

Nimph

have midget half horse

that nimph is the unicorn's bitch

by jared November 20, 2003

NEWSOM

recieves Summer's Eve To Get rid of vaginal stinkyness

Rachel used the summer's eve that was placed on her car to get rid of that unsightly stench

by Jared February 06, 2003