108 definitions by Jared
A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.
by Jared March 21, 2005
by Jared June 18, 2006
1. A person who is abusively loud, particularly in inappropriate situations.
2. Same as (1), also morbidly grotesque features -- re: very very ugly, and inappropriately loud.
2. Same as (1), also morbidly grotesque features -- re: very very ugly, and inappropriately loud.
I don't know what it was, perhaps a Klacktype or ChewyChomp, all I know is I pissed my pants and I'm not ashamed.
by Jared August 4, 2004
A decently average game that is grossly overrated and has 9 pages of definitions by grade school fucktards. Any game that can generate this level of stupidity should be banned.
by Jared March 11, 2005
by Jared February 15, 2005
by Jared May 2, 2004
Actually the low house advantage comes from knowing the precise mathematical combinations of the cards. If you don't know them, you might as well be wasting your money.
by Jared November 2, 2003