Jared's definitions

BigFuzzyArchon

An Uber 1337 h4x0r who play's Battlefield 1942 and Unreal Tournament 2003 and everybody loves him.

Big = Size of penis
Fuzzy = Eye sight
Archon = What he is :)

BigFuzzyArchon 0wnz 1shot1kill.

by Jared March 23, 2003

vag

1) a vagina
2) a wussy

1) Man would i love to ram that vag.
2) Quit being such a vag.

by Jared September 10, 2003

Everquest

A MMORPG (massive multiple online role playing game) that is a game that people who dont play shouldnt have to say anything about because it is stupid for them to comment on it because it doesnt affect them in the least.

It is a simple game, we entertain ourselves that way no need to stress yourself over it. Continue on with your life and we will move on with ours. =)

by Jared March 21, 2004

queens

An urban version of Long Island. A pretty boring place, I stay out except for Laguardia and JFK.

Manhattan is urban, Queens is suburban, and Upstate Nassau is rural.

by Jared March 23, 2005

Balla

1.a pimp
2.some one who is good at sports

1.Im a balla fo real
2.Iverson is a Balla

by Jared February 28, 2004

stave

(verb)
To sing until Jim Croce appears in Homsar's stupid kids show.

Stave it off. 1, 2, 3. And now you can count to three.

by Jared August 11, 2004

double chin

Being so fat that you have one chin under another.

Brysons double chin makes him look like a turkey. Gobble Gobble!

by Jared June 7, 2004