Jared's definitions

muffcheese

Globular nasties in and around the vulva formed from dried secretions, lint and other vaginal nasties.

I woulda eaten you out, but I'm muffcheese intolerant.

by Jared May 4, 2004

Poo Stab

To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.

I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.

by Jared May 25, 2004

honkee

A racial epitaph, commonly used to describe people of caucasian descent.

Whitey: "Excuse me kind streetbum, but do you know in which direction I need to go to reach 3rd Avenue?"

Streetbum: "Screw you honkee!"

by Jared May 26, 2004

wootly

Wootly is a genius, handsome, witty and charming. His amazing good looks are surpassed only by his stunning intellectual competence and he is everything everyone wishes they could become.
If you see wootly online or in real life, you should immediatly bow down to his prowess.

"I love you wootly, you are my master"

by Jared May 28, 2004

double chin

Being so fat that you have one chin under another.

Brysons double chin makes him look like a turkey. Gobble Gobble!

by Jared June 7, 2004

fellers

another word for fellows;friends

Me and my fellers went to the movies

by Jared June 25, 2004

LOSD

Lack Of Sleep Drug and/or Dissorder

You get high off of losd when u stay up late and you'll laugh at anything even at the girls gone wild edeited edition on comedy central. It's sometimes better then pot and acid cause when you do those you need to buy them. with this just stay up late and get fucked hard and rammed like a toyota car fucking a mexican chink (mexichink) communist trying to shit out a fajita.

Man that chigga's on losd... he's acting like jennifer lopez was actually funny in gigili with ass chin ben afflec.

When Ronald comes home his mother is on losd and is on the couch waiting nakd with a gold plated percy to use on his rich square ass.

by Jared June 27, 2004