Jared's definitions

Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

People who enjoy 'Six Steps to Spiritual Revival' will also love 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men'

"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"

by jared December 5, 2002

black book

an book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff

my black book is so much bigger than urs man

by jared December 4, 2004

jaymes

a fucking big eared faget

jaymes went to durand and fisted morgan

by jared May 7, 2003

ODHGABFE

Track 10 on Lamb of God's album New American Gospel

ODHGABFE- supposedly stands for Officer Dick Head Gets A Black Fucking Eye

by Jared July 30, 2006

jare's

a team of people that can do what most cant.

the team qualijare pulled off the trick

by Jared November 21, 2003

Coolie Girl

Prep Girls, Girls that think they are better then most

hey coolie girl!

by Jared November 20, 2003

lazy brown cat

A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.

Holy shit! I just took a sick dump, defintely an LBC

by Jared March 21, 2005