Jared's definitions
by Jared May 30, 2003
Get the BFUWGmug. First off, look at dirty sanchez and pay close attention to the definition that says u wipe the poop with ur finger or thumb, now this is basically the same except u take your 2 pinkys and make a French type moustasche on her face and could even be equipped with the proper French noises.
by Jared March 25, 2005
Get the Filthy Piermug. Verb.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being bitch slapped and or tea bagged.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being bitch slapped and or tea bagged.
by Jared January 8, 2004
Get the stuerizemug. A ridiculously good-looking guy; unbeleivably irresistable and amazingly handsome; seemingly too good to be true.
by Jared April 4, 2005
Get the Boogaertsmug. it is when u stick ur penis in a girls ear while ur dogs licking the mustard off her toes and ur finger(anyone)is in her belly button and at the same time ur best frinds girl is blowing a goat while ur fingering her in the gooch and then u u give ur mom a jelly-doughnut while ur doin the wild santiago with ur girl in the spoon position
by jared February 28, 2005
Get the cinosweivmug. 
Get the copoutmug. 
Get the Chinaricanmug.