Upper West Side

An inferior version of the Upper East Side. It is for retards, like Michael Moore.
East Side baby! New York for life! I'm never moving to boring Long Island/Connecticut!!!
by Jared March 24, 2005
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Loren

Jared luvs ya Loren:):)
by Jared December 14, 2004
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qualijare

dude that was qualijare
by Jared November 21, 2003
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unleash the fury

To let a fart bomb rip out of your anus and contaminate the world.
Dan just unleashed the fury and now half of china is dead.
by Jared March 15, 2004
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retard

people in yahoo chat always think they know everything, when really theyre just lame nerds with no lives.
by jared August 23, 2003
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pimpie

A cross between a pimp, and a hippie.
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That Jared is a pimpie.
No hes not, hes just a hippie.
Yeah, but its funny to say pimpie.
by Jared October 30, 2003
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LOSD

Lack Of Sleep Drug and/or Dissorder

You get high off of losd when u stay up late and you'll laugh at anything even at the girls gone wild edeited edition on comedy central. It's sometimes better then pot and acid cause when you do those you need to buy them. with this just stay up late and get fucked hard and rammed like a toyota car fucking a mexican chink (mexichink) communist trying to shit out a fajita.
Man that chigga's on losd... he's acting like jennifer lopez was actually funny in gigili with ass chin ben afflec.

When Ronald comes home his mother is on losd and is on the couch waiting nakd with a gold plated percy to use on his rich square ass.
by Jared June 28, 2004
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