Jared's definitions

sandbar

The area between the dick and the ass. Also referred to as the grundle or gooch.

Please fondle my sandbar.

by Jared April 16, 2003

Duja Ve

The moment a memory is entering one's brain that will, sometime in one's future, be remembered and repeated resulting in Deja Vu.

Billy went to school one day and saw something strange. He forgot all about it the next day. Ten years later he saw it again and said, "Man. I just got Deja Vu." Little did he know that this moment was foretold since the time he first had Duja Ve when he saw the strange object ten years before.

by Jared January 18, 2005

Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

by Jared March 24, 2004

D-troit

Location in michigan
Ghetto, slum town
8 mile, Eminem's old street

I live in D-troit dogg!

by Jared May 2, 2004

hoopdy

an exclamation meaning, "kick ass!"

i just got head! hoopdy!

by Jared April 17, 2005

jacuzzi cassinova

When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)

man he cant get any from anybody, he's just a jacuzzi cassinova

by Jared August 24, 2004

Upper East

The greatest neighborhood in all New York. Has the classiest people, hottest women, and best restaurants.

Born at Lenox Hill Hospital, raised at 86th & York. What?!?

by Jared March 23, 2005