po presence

n.: short for "police presence." Used in reference to the close vicinity of a police officer, police cruiser, or any other law enforcement unit

"Po presence!"
"Yeah, I see it"

by Jared March 27, 2005

cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.

(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.

by Jared February 22, 2005

jaymes

a fucking big eared faget

jaymes went to durand and fisted morgan

by jared May 07, 2003

Upstate

Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!

Pff! Upstaters, with ya farms, and ya tractors...

by Jared March 24, 2005

airwalker

A person who knows his way around the internet with ease. The ultimate web-surfer.

The airwalker surfed the net in lightning speed!

by Jared May 30, 2003

shebang

a lame word used for parties, or more common, tests by lame math teachers who get frisky from math

Alright children, get ready for your shebang of education.

by Jared October 19, 2003

hoopdy

an exclamation meaning, "kick ass!"

i just got head! hoopdy!

by Jared April 18, 2005