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Piece of shit computer that is somehow slower than my Macintosh II from 1987. Takes forever to load my assignments, then the school puts spyware on it that also slows it down. They lock down your account so you can’t make it any faster. Finally, they rob you of your storage space. Google must have some kind of deal to sell these piece of crap computers to the schools.
David: Why the fuck are my assignments not loading.
Lily: Probably because this thing is slow as shit.
David: *Throws Chromebook across the room*
Lily: Probably because this thing is slow as shit.
David: *Throws Chromebook across the room*
by JannRickles February 2, 2026
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by JannRickles December 21, 2025
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Son: Dad, I need money to get a Black and Silver Midland WR100.
Dad: Sure.
Son: Too late, it got sniped.
Dad: Sure.
Son: Too late, it got sniped.
by JannRickles December 21, 2025
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Jeff: It’s now called an X Post
Mark: What?
Jeff: Yeah, after Elon Musk did his magic, we now have to refer to it as an X Post.
Jeff: It’s now called an X Post
Mark: What?
Jeff: Yeah, after Elon Musk did his magic, we now have to refer to it as an X Post.
by JannRickles November 14, 2025
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by JannRickles March 7, 2025
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Me talking to one of my friends: Have you realized how many people in the hallway are going "and I oop" and "sksksksksksksksksksk?" Friend: Yep, it's those damn VSCO girls.
by JannRickles August 14, 2024
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