The worst generation to ever exist. They make it so you have to have social media to be in person friends with them. They also have the worst music and they should just go fuck themselves.
Hey mom, do you know that Generation Z is so bad? Yeah, they should stay the fuck away and never come back.
by JannRickles October 23, 2022

Dan: “Why is my beautiful mansion in Florida not selling?”
John: “Maybe the hurricanes caused people to have floriphobia.”
John: “Maybe the hurricanes caused people to have floriphobia.”
by JannRickles March 07, 2025

An Unreliable Sh*tbox
by JannRickles July 16, 2021

Max, I need to go to the bathroom. (Mom goes to the bathroom and comes back in horror to find out that Max is in the caca pit.)
Max, where are you?
Oh there you are!
OH FUCK! Why is there a dirty diaper with shit all over you?
Max: This is the caca pit!
Mom: Why did I have kids?
Max, where are you?
Oh there you are!
OH FUCK! Why is there a dirty diaper with shit all over you?
Max: This is the caca pit!
Mom: Why did I have kids?
by JannRickles May 21, 2023

by JannRickles November 20, 2022

Regular Car Reviews:
"2001 Pontiac Aztek GT. How many Emmys does Bryan Cranston have to get before the Aztek becomes cool?"
"2001 Pontiac Aztek GT. How many Emmys does Bryan Cranston have to get before the Aztek becomes cool?"
by JannRickles July 12, 2021

Stacy, your brother is kind of cute and he's cool when he hangs out with us, but he acts like a total dick when he's out with his crew of boitches.
by JannRickles June 09, 2018
