Definitions by JannRickles
Chromebook
Piece of shit computer that is somehow slower than my Macintosh II from 1987. Takes forever to load my assignments, then the school puts spyware on it that also slows it down. They lock down your account so you can’t make it any faster. Finally, they rob you of your storage space. Google must have some kind of deal to sell these piece of crap computers to the schools.
David: Why the fuck are my assignments not loading.
Lily: Probably because this thing is slow as shit.
David: *Throws Chromebook across the room*
Lily: Probably because this thing is slow as shit.
David: *Throws Chromebook across the room*
Chromebook by JannRickles February 2, 2026
Philips HDR612
The TiVo that sits in a basement that just won’t die. It has been flooded before and powers up every time. Has two loud 30GB hard drives to record.
Philips HDR612 by JannRickles December 21, 2025
Black and Silver Midland WR100
A NOAA Weather Radio many people try to flex (including me since I own one). They have two versions. Version 1 and Version 2. Both are very rare and sniped in 15 seconds on eBay.
Son: Dad, I need money to get a Black and Silver Midland WR100.
Dad: Sure.
Son: Too late, it got sniped.
Dad: Sure.
Son: Too late, it got sniped.
Black and Silver Midland WR100 by JannRickles December 21, 2025
X Post
Mark: I’m going to tweet this funny picture!
Jeff: It’s now called an X Post
Mark: What?
Jeff: Yeah, after Elon Musk did his magic, we now have to refer to it as an X Post.
Jeff: It’s now called an X Post
Mark: What?
Jeff: Yeah, after Elon Musk did his magic, we now have to refer to it as an X Post.
X Post by JannRickles November 14, 2025
floriphobia
Dan: “Why is my beautiful mansion in Florida not selling?”
John: “Maybe the hurricanes caused people to have floriphobia.”
John: “Maybe the hurricanes caused people to have floriphobia.”
floriphobia by JannRickles March 7, 2025
VSCO Girls
Most of the girls at my high school. They usually have a Hydro flask and wear crop tops. Sometimes they will have scrunchies on their wrist. Also have Converse shoes and are around 15 years old.
Me talking to one of my friends: Have you realized how many people in the hallway are going "and I oop" and "sksksksksksksksksksk?" Friend: Yep, it's those damn VSCO girls.
VSCO Girls by JannRickles August 14, 2024
Lexi Bonner
Hi, I am Lexi Bonner, and I am going to beat this boy up so much. I don’t care what is wrong with him. (Friends laugh).
Lexi Bonner by JannRickles April 15, 2024