6 definitions by Janet O'Malley
When a girl is straddling a guy's face before he eats her out, but instead she shits on his face. Then, as he sits up to yell at her, she punches him in the nose. The mixture of blood and fecal matter resembles the Ben & Jerry's ice cream Cherry Garcia
Delicious.
Delicious.
by Janet O'Malley June 8, 2007
When a guy is going down on a girl and she pees all over his face. Then, when he pulls away with a disgusted look on his face, she punches him in the nose. The mixture of piss and blood is the strawberry lemonade.
Janet: "Gretchen what did you do last night?"
Gretchen: "I gave Bobby a strawberry lemonade."
Ricky: "Bobby what did you do last night?"
Bobby: "Um, Gretchen pissed on my face while I was eating her cooter and then when I looked up, she punched me in the nose."
Ricky: "Oh, a strawberry lemonade! It happens."
Gretchen: "I gave Bobby a strawberry lemonade."
Ricky: "Bobby what did you do last night?"
Bobby: "Um, Gretchen pissed on my face while I was eating her cooter and then when I looked up, she punched me in the nose."
Ricky: "Oh, a strawberry lemonade! It happens."
by Janet O'Malley June 8, 2007
When a couple is actively engaging in intercourse and the guy accidentally slips out but keeps going with the motion and jams his penis up her asshole.
by Janet O'Malley June 7, 2007
When a man muff diving on his lady and she rips some serious ass and holds the covers around his head while he is still down there.
Bobby: "Ricky why do you look so nauseous?"
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."
Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."
Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."
by Janet O'Malley June 8, 2007
When a guy has sex with a girl while she is on her period, ejaculates inside of her, and then eats her out.
Sam: "Ian why aren't you hungry?"
Ian: "I had some of Miranda's raspberries and cream earlier today."
Ian: "I had some of Miranda's raspberries and cream earlier today."
by Janet O'Malley June 8, 2007
Ricky: "Hey Bobby why are you gargling bleach?"
Bobby: "I was going down on Janet and I discovered the golden spring."
Bobby: "I was going down on Janet and I discovered the golden spring."
by Janet O'Malley June 8, 2007