Jane's definitions

hague

ox- bow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shit the bed
hooooo- yeaaah!

by jane May 22, 2003

v8 splash

This a sexual act that occurs when a female regrets to inform her male partner is on her rag and lets him go down on her. He then is surprised with the v8 splash - otherwise known as the tomato salad.

yeah he killed her cause he didn't like that v8 splash she gave him.

by jane April 25, 2003

foggy goggles

This is another sexual act that is similar to "snowballing." A female partner performs oral sex on her male friend and pretends to swallow his semen. When he is least expecting it she spits it back into his eyes and he then has "foggy goggles."

He was being selfish so I gave him some foggy goggles.

by jane April 25, 2003

the narkoleptic

This a sexual trick a woman does when her boyfriend is an ass. The two are messing around when the girl starts to go down. She gets all into him and then puts it in her mouth. The guy is psyched that he thinks he's about to get head but the girl does nothing. she just stays there with his dick in her mouth and does nothing. This is also known as the "Klute"

"the dumb narkoleptic fell asleep on my dick."

by jane April 25, 2003

the push pop

This a sexual act that a woman performs on a man. She gives him head while pushing his shit up with both her thumbs. Guys love it.

i don't know

by jane April 25, 2003

floor

To intoxicate exceptionally thoroughly.

After a bottle and a half of Vodka, Mike was floored.

by jane February 28, 2003