Jane's definitions

spoot

spoot comes from the great Angry Beavers...if you watch cartoons...the term comes out of my mouth instead of shit...

OH SPOOT KALES I JUST ABOUT HIT THAT OLD WOMAN! to bad i didnt that woulda been 30 points...

by jane June 2, 2004

scratcher

Bed. Where one might sleep.

I need to hit the scratcher cuz I'm knackered.

by jane April 6, 2005

deerspotter

A wide-eyed ugly girl staring at you like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car.

What's up, deerspotter?

by Jane October 8, 2003

Tish

A polite version of Cuntish.

Having an animal on a lead - Now that's TISH!

Going to a tea shop and ordering a cream horn - NOW THAT'S TISH!

GET IT!

by Jane May 13, 2005

foggy goggles

This is another sexual act that is similar to "snowballing." A female partner performs oral sex on her male friend and pretends to swallow his semen. When he is least expecting it she spits it back into his eyes and he then has "foggy goggles."

He was being selfish so I gave him some foggy goggles.

by jane April 25, 2003

Janosaur

synonymous with "coolest person in the world". The Janosaur never loses, especially to Zacharus who only things he is greater.

The Janosaur annhilated her many foes, especially the weakling zacharus, with only a slight regret since Zacharus had once made damn good spaghetti sauce.

by Jane December 6, 2004