Definitions by JamesBrown

Stoke-on-Trent 

Recently voted "The worst place to live in all of the U.K." In no way is related to the Australian saying "i'm stoked"

I drove through stoke on trent, it looked like all the buildings needed a good wash to get all the soot off them.

Stoke-on-Trent by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Dogs egg 

Dog shit

I hate stepping on dogs eggs', even more so when i'm fuckin barefoot!

Dogs egg by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Tooheys 

The Tooheys beers, which are popular in New south wales, Australia, at the moment are the creativly named "new" and "old" types. It's cheap and its ok! see XXXX, VB, beer and franziskaner

I drink Tooheys new because it is cheap and cheerful.

Tooheys by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

XXXX 

Beer made in Brisbane. Its popular there, but so are a lot of other things which others may frown upon. It has a lot of chemicals and preservatives used in it due to the Queensland heat, so the taste suffers. Source of many jokes, "Why do queenslanders drink XXXX?"
"Because they cant spell beer"
Etc, etc.

XXXX is ok if its cold, i much prefer it to that VB shit!

XXXX by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

ADN 

The national dyslexics association.

Wehn i pyte i cna smotise get teh wrods wrngo

ADN by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Ignorant american 

An american who is ignorant of things outside their country, and quite often ignorant of what goes on inside it too. Media manipulation?, ignorance is bliss!!

NOTE: not all americans are ignorant, every country suffers from the problem, the main problem is when the ignorant american also happens to be a loud american, which compounds the problem and lets others (usually a lot) know of their affliction. Often will carry on about how america saved the world in wwII, but forgets to mention the reason why the majority of troops involved in the d-day landings were american- the allies had been fighting the war for more than a few years and had run out of men!

I heard an ignorant american once ask "what country is europe in?"

Ignorant american by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

chonged 

Stoned, very stoned. Derivative from the "Cheech and Chong" movie series. I didnt understand these movies, i was too young and had never smoked pot. Then when i did smoke it i forgot to got one of their movies out to see if it was funny when you were chonged.

The police now have new equipment so they can tell if you are chonged.

chonged by jamesbrown April 22, 2003