James299's definitions

Tory

A sex position that allows once dick to fuck millions of people at the same time.

I’m becoming a Tory so I can fuck the whole UK.

by James299 April 30, 2022

jiffle jaffle

A hand job

She gave me a jiffle jaffle last night

by James299 June 9, 2016

Donald Trump

The son of an orange-haired orangutan...who gave him "a small loan of a million dollars". Proof that Republican delegates are stupid

Person 1: Donald Trump's running for president

Person 2: *shoots self*

by James299 June 9, 2016

Yea

An incorrect spelling of 'Yeah' used when you dont know how to spell the word

Person 1: You coming to town?

Person 2: Yea

by James299 July 27, 2016

Prostitute

Your mum

Your mum is my favourite prostitute

by James299 June 9, 2016