jiffle jaffle

A hand job

She gave me a jiffle jaffle last night

by James299 June 09, 2016

Donald Trump

The son of an orange-haired orangutan...who gave him "a small loan of a million dollars". Proof that Republican delegates are stupid

Person 1: Donald Trump's running for president

Person 2: *shoots self*

by James299 June 09, 2016

Fair enough

A phrase said when you need a reponse but can't think of anything else to say

Person 1: I'm going shopping

Person 2: Fair enough

by James299 July 28, 2016

Nick Clegg

Former leader of the liberal democrats and David Cameron's puppet

Nick Clegg resigned after his party got wiped out

by James299 June 09, 2016

Tory

A sex position that allows once dick to fuck millions of people at the same time.

I’m becoming a Tory so I can fuck the whole UK.

by James299 April 30, 2022