Unkfunkler

Description of a person whose body odor is so incredibly foul, you start to gag.

Man 1: "Geez, look at unkfunkle over there, Pew..."
Man 2: "Yeah, I know... (vomit)"

by James Jarvis August 05, 2004

Gnarkill

Gnarkill happens when just before orgasm. It is when an image appears in your head forcing you to experience an orgasm with an unrelated image at the point of orgasm.

Making love when just before orgasm, the appearance of Sam Kennison pops in your head, causing you to feel slightly gay and weird at the same time.

by James Jarvis August 04, 2004

midgeted

Something that causes your dick to go turtle.

Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!

by James Jarvis August 23, 2005

herpegonosyphilaids

The most deadliest of all S.T.D.'s. It is the combination of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and AIDS.

Thanks to herpegonosyphilaids, I can't even breathe around others without getting them infected!

by James Jarvis January 25, 2005

Freckle the bowl

Shitting so bad it speckles the inside of the toilet bowl.

I'll be right back, I've got to freckle the bowl.

by James Jarvis August 23, 2005

Depth-Charge

Laying a fart in the cushion of a couch so precisely that the next person who sits down on it will get a blast of nasty butt!

Heh, heh... I just left a depth-charge for George.

by James Jarvis August 05, 2004

The Shocker

A sexual term used for shocking the "victim". It is displayed like a "Two in the pink, one in the stink" hand gesture, except that when the hand is inserted, the fingers are then spread (hand may also be twisted), giving the person a sense of shock.

She's pretty hot, I think I'll take her home and give her the shocker.

by James Jarvis August 23, 2005