Definitions by James Jarvis

herpegonosyphilaids 

The most deadliest of all S.T.D.'s. It is the combination of Herpes, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and AIDS.

Thanks to herpegonosyphilaids, I can't even breathe around others without getting them infected!

herpegonosyphilaids by James Jarvis January 19, 2007

The Shocker 

A sexual term used for shocking the "victim". It is displayed like a "Two in the pink, one in the stink" hand gesture, except that when the hand is inserted, the fingers are then spread (hand may also be twisted), giving the person a sense of shock.

She's pretty hot, I think I'll take her home and give her the shocker.

The Shocker by James Jarvis September 16, 2005

Freckle the bowl

Shitting so bad it speckles the inside of the toilet bowl.

I'll be right back, I've got to freckle the bowl.

Freckle the bowl by James Jarvis September 9, 2005

midgeted

Something that causes your dick to go turtle.

Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!

midgeted by James Jarvis September 9, 2005

Unkfunkler 

Description of a person whose body odor is so incredibly foul, you start to gag.

Man 1: "Geez, look at unkfunkle over there, Pew..."
Man 2: "Yeah, I know... (vomit)"

Unkfunkler by James Jarvis August 5, 2004

Dutch-Oven 

Farting underneath the blankets while someone is under them with you.

I can't believe my brother just dutch-oven'd me! Sick!

Dutch-Oven by James Jarvis August 5, 2004

gagnasty 

Something so nasty, it forces you to gag.

Dude, that food is gagnasty...

gagnasty by James Jarvis August 5, 2004