Definitions by James Bell

FN FNC 

The FNC is an assault rifle chambered in 5.56mm NATO and manufactured by Belgian arms manufacturer Fabrique Nationale, or FN. Unlike the similar FN FAL, the FNC uses a long-stroke gas piston like the AK-47, while also inheriting features from the AR-15, making it a good, solid, all-around assault rifle. It's also the weapon that Al Pacino used in the bank heist scene in "Heat".

It's based on John Moses Browning designs, so it's guaranteed to be fucking awesome.

- "Hmm, I can't decide between an AK clone and this AR-15"
- "Just GET A FUCKING FN FNC"

FN FNC by James Bell January 19, 2009

The Cream of the Crap 

A company, product, or service whose only nororiety is derived from the fact that it is of the lowest possible quality.

You're getting a Geo? Going for the Cream of the Crap, are we?

The Cream of the Crap by James Bell February 18, 2007

Hatred 

The trademark sign of love between two cynics. Often accompanied by sarcasm and clever insults.

Aww, look at the hatred they have towards each other. They're such a cute couple.

Hatred by James Bell January 14, 2007

Practice 

The act of turning admired potential into envied ability. Contrary to popular belief, practice does not make "perfect", it conversely makes "permenant".

I'd better practice my skating if I want to make enemies on the ice.

Practice by James Bell January 14, 2007

UrbaneDictionary

The entity, separate from UrbanDictionary, which defines words with proper grammar and punctuation, in the style of actual dictionaries.

UrbanDictionary definition of Serial Chiller:

"a dude who kiks back and relaxes and doesnt worry bout shit."

UrbaneDictionary definition of Serial Chiller:

"A person who always kicks back, kicks it, relaxes. One who rarely shoulders responsibility and avoids stress and anxiety."

UrbaneDictionary by James Bell January 14, 2007

1911 

Possibly the most popular handgun of all time. The orginal 1911 has spawned a countless number of clones, accessories, and ripoffs. It was (and still is) manufactured in .45 ACP caliber, although there are cosmetically-indentical variants that fire in other pistol calibers. It is often critisized for it's small magazine capacity (7), although high-capacity clones are very popular, such as the Para-Ordinance P14. The 1911 is known for it's power, accuracy, and dependability. Unlike a traditional hinged trigger, the 1911 utilizes a sliding trigger that pulls straight back, thus further enhancing accuracy. Initially made by John Browning, it was manufactured by Colt for the US Army until replaced by the Beretta 92FS (M9) in 9mm caliber in the 80s. There is controversy over the Beretta and it's lack of power, and soldiers are known to scrounge for 1911s in Iraq.

"My 1911 could kick your Glock's ass"

1911 by James Bell April 24, 2006

desert eagle 

Often contracted to "Deagle" (pronounced like "beagle"), this red-giant motherfucker of a gun is aggrandized by rappers, movies, and video games. Pimply-faced fans of said rappers, movies, and video games often praise this generally impractical penis extension. It is availible in .357 auto, .44 auto, and .50 Action Express. Approximately .17 KG empty, the Eagle, manufactured by Magnum Research, is the most powerful semiautomatic handgun availible. Instead of traditional blowback operation, the Deagle is gas operated, a la the M-16, AKM-47, G3, MP5, etc. The weapon is knowing to "stovepipe", when the slide/bolt assembly snaps back and forth so quickly and with so much force that the ejecting shell casing gets caught in the top of the slide and is subsequently crushed, jamming the weapon.

"Yo bitch, I fucked some muthafucka up with ma deagle, bitch.

Shut the hell up, you've never shot a gun, let alone a desert eagle."

desert eagle by James Bell April 24, 2006