Definitions by James Bell
FN FNC
The FNC is an assault rifle chambered in 5.56mm NATO and manufactured by Belgian arms manufacturer Fabrique Nationale, or FN. Unlike the similar FN FAL, the FNC uses a long-stroke gas piston like the AK-47, while also inheriting features from the AR-15, making it a good, solid, all-around assault rifle. It's also the weapon that Al Pacino used in the bank heist scene in "Heat".
It's based on John Moses Browning designs, so it's guaranteed to be fucking awesome.
It's based on John Moses Browning designs, so it's guaranteed to be fucking awesome.
FN FNC by James Bell January 19, 2009
The Cream of the Crap
A company, product, or service whose only nororiety is derived from the fact that it is of the lowest possible quality.
The Cream of the Crap by James Bell February 18, 2007
Hatred
Hatred by James Bell January 14, 2007
Practice
The act of turning admired potential into envied ability. Contrary to popular belief, practice does not make "perfect", it conversely makes "permenant".
Practice by James Bell January 14, 2007
UrbaneDictionary
The entity, separate from UrbanDictionary, which defines words with proper grammar and punctuation, in the style of actual dictionaries.
UrbanDictionary definition of Serial Chiller:
"a dude who kiks back and relaxes and doesnt worry bout shit."
UrbaneDictionary definition of Serial Chiller:
"A person who always kicks back, kicks it, relaxes. One who rarely shoulders responsibility and avoids stress and anxiety."
"a dude who kiks back and relaxes and doesnt worry bout shit."
UrbaneDictionary definition of Serial Chiller:
"A person who always kicks back, kicks it, relaxes. One who rarely shoulders responsibility and avoids stress and anxiety."
UrbaneDictionary by James Bell January 14, 2007
Glock
A polymer-framed, steel-slide (primarily) semi-automatic handgun. Contrary to poular belief, a Glock will set off metal detectors, as not only is it 85% metal, but the polymer frame has metal particles imbedded in it. They are known for their reliability, as they have about 30 fewer parts than most other semiautomatic handguns. They're manufactured in 9X19mm, .357 sig (which is a 9mm round crimped in a .40 shell casing), .380, .40 S&W, 10mm auto, .45 ACP. Although generally semiautomatic, the Glock 18 is manufactured for law inforcement and is capable of firing in full-automatic. A Glock has three safties, none are manual. The hammer is concealed within the slide, and is non-user accessable. The hammer is kept at half-cock. Glock handguns are criticized for their angled, ugly looks, occaisonally uncomfortable grips, and needlessly complicated safety mechanisms. The Glock is unable to fire all-lead bullets (it can only fire jacketed rounds) due to it's polygonal rifling, to which lead sticks.
Glock by James Bell April 24, 2006
desert eagle
Often contracted to "Deagle" (pronounced like "beagle"), this red-giant motherfucker of a gun is aggrandized by rappers, movies, and video games. Pimply-faced fans of said rappers, movies, and video games often praise this generally impractical penis extension. It is availible in .357 auto, .44 auto, and .50 Action Express. Approximately .17 KG empty, the Eagle, manufactured by Magnum Research, is the most powerful semiautomatic handgun availible. Instead of traditional blowback operation, the Deagle is gas operated, a la the M-16, AKM-47, G3, MP5, etc. The weapon is knowing to "stovepipe", when the slide/bolt assembly snaps back and forth so quickly and with so much force that the ejecting shell casing gets caught in the top of the slide and is subsequently crushed, jamming the weapon.
"Yo bitch, I fucked some muthafucka up with ma deagle, bitch.
Shut the hell up, you've never shot a gun, let alone a desert eagle."
Shut the hell up, you've never shot a gun, let alone a desert eagle."
desert eagle by James Bell April 24, 2006