James's definitions

Graffenburg

He is GOD...
The G in G-spot stands for Graffenburg

Graffenburg, in his time gave women the most pleasure, but now its me.

by James March 10, 2003

5.0

Slang for police. Origin unclear, likely derived from the 1970's TV police drama "Hawaii 5-0" although it has been suggested to refer to the "5.0" emblems on Ford Mustang police cars used by many agencies in the late 1980's-1990's.

"Holy shit, 5-oh! 5-oh! Get those fighting cocks back in their cages!

by James October 18, 2003

sliquid

not quite a solid, but nptauie a liquid therefore a sliquid

by James October 5, 2002

metallicats

A huge Metallica fan; never give up on them even though they are now old men, sort of.

I am a Metallicat because I have been a huge fan of theirs since 1993

by James August 24, 2003

fair one

extinct situation in which two individuals with animosity towards each other agree to have a fight without weapons, or friends jumping in

in today's society where everyone is quick to pull a trigger a fair one is both a beautiful and rare occurance in the streets.

by James June 18, 2006

uh huh

1.Yes.
2.A term use by men world wide in responce to a women who is either naggin him or talking about something of absolut zero relevance to his life...as he's only interested in having sex with her at the time.

Mom: Are you ever going to clean your room ?
kid: Uh huh.

Girl: then she said that J-lo was better that Brittney..
Guy:uh huh.
Girl: and I was all like, no waaaaayyy
Guy: Uh huh.*glances at titties*
Girl: Then I called up Crystal to tell HER about that, and she was all nooo waaaayyy.
Guy: Uh huh.
Girl: then i called Michelle back to tell her what Crystal said...
Guy: UH HUH. LOOK. are we ever gonna have sex ?
Girl: uh huh. *rolls eyes*

by James March 7, 2004

Word Life

The unique phrase invented by the one and only James Flores. This expression is priceless, and carries whatever meaning the one saying it wishes it to.

Word life fa sho, playa.

by james September 2, 2003