Chocolate Eclair

When engaged in foreplay, a woman defecates in her hand and gives the man a hand job.

Due to her knowledge of John's fecal preoccupation, Cindy gave him a Chocolate Eclair.

by James November 21, 2003

tender hamilton

an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez

i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.

by james July 01, 2003

custom

the reason for owning a truck

had to give my bodydropped silverado a chop top for that radical custom look

by james August 12, 2004

It'll gitcha

A reply to a statemnet whenever a situation becomes out of control or crazy. (It will get you)

-Did you see that broad.
reply: It'll gitcha.
-He drank 13 quarts of Olde English.
reply: It'll gitcha.

by James September 22, 2003

chazzerwazzer

someone who eats cheese off someones ass crack

your such a chazzerwazzer

by james March 22, 2003

bashford

bashford is a insult for someone who is useless or lousy.

Your so bashford
or
What a bashford

by James October 15, 2004

insurgent

Poorly trained, equipped, and fanatical religious nut jobs. Target practice for United States military personnel in Iraq.

Did that insurgent just get blown up by his own IED? What a dumbass.

by James January 22, 2006