hargo

a hargo is a very sloth-like creature, who doesnt wake up untill the early hours of the afternoon, and needs three to four hours to take a shower. they are a very lethargic breed and can be found sleeping in bus stops, and eating food from the night before. you can identify a hargos surrounding, by the soiled tissues, and hardcore dog pornography.

michael- do some work adam!
adam- i cant i have come down with a case of severe hargoness

by el pap December 12, 2003

hargo

hard to go

that is hard to go for

by james December 12, 2003

Italian hangover

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.

I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.

by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010

Hangover Shit

A shit you take when you're hungover. It is often a hybrid between diarrohea and a solid shit and smells pretty fucking bad.

guy 1: Hey man, you were so wasted last night.

guy 2: Yeah man, I feel so hungover.
guy 1: I feel good man, I just had a hangover shit

by thegreenlight September 19, 2013

Harbooger

When you have an itch on the rim of your nose and when you scratch it a booger gets on your finger. You try to hide it by putting ur finger in your mouth and bit down on your nail while savoring the booger. You are confident no one saw you but if they did you will recruit your older brother to tell everyone you never have ate a booger in your life!

Tom: Jim, did you just Harbooger?!!!
Jim: No way man! There was no booger! Just scratching!! No Booger!!

by CoonGirlLover September 15, 2016

Happiness Hangover

The crappy depressed feeling that comes after a time of great happiness. Like a hangover from alcohol, minus the alcohol.

Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.

John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.

Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!

by Noodle Legs November 25, 2011